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Useless baseball Jargon

I would say that normal terms would suffice instead of the following, How many dagum ways can you say Home Run? Lots listed here without even involving tracked vehicles that are used in war:

Barrel it up: Refers to the action of hitting a pitch hard with the sweet spot of the baseball bat.
Base knock: Another term for hitting a single.
Big fly: Another name for a home run.
Bleeder: A weakly hit ground ball that goes for a base hit.
Dead-red: When a batter is waiting on or expecting a fastball to be thrown. “The batter is sitting dead-red here.”
Dinger: Another name for a home run.
Fishing: When a batter swings at a pitch that is out of the strike zone they are said to have gone “fishing” for it.
Going yard: To hit a home run.
Golden sombrero: When a player strikes out four times in one game.
Jack: Another term for a home run.
Moonshot: A towering fly ball; typically used when a player hits a home run.
Rake: A term used to describe a player who hits well to all parts of the field.
Ribbie: An RBI or “run batted in” is a run scored as a result of a hit.
Shot: Another name for a home run or hard-hit ball. “That was a shot!”
Tater: Another term for a home run. “Let’s go slap some taters.”
Texas Leaguer: A softly hit ball that lands fairly in the outfield usually landing just out of reach of an infielder going into shallow outfield in attempt to catch the ball.
Touch ’em all: Is a term sometimes used when a player hits a home run.
Ugly finder: A hard hit ball which hits or nearly hits someone, especially a line drive foul ball hit into a dugout.
Upper decker: A home run that lands in a stadiums upper deck of seating is referred to as “an upper deck home run” or “upper decker.”
Yak: Another term for a home run.
Yiketty: Another term for a home run, made famous by Chipper Jones. Sometimes used in conjunction with Yak. “Yiketty Yak.”
Bender: A curveball.
Chin music: A pitch that is thrown high and inside on a batter in attempt to back them up off the plate.
Gas: Another term for a fastball. “This pitcher is throwing gas.”
On the bump: This phrase is used when talking about a pitcher on the pitcher’s mound. “On the bump tonight is [insert pitcher’s name here].”
Paint the black: This refers to a pitcher throwing strikes that cross the zone just on the edge of the literal black border of home plate. “This pitcher is really painting the black.”
Punch-out: Another name for a strikeout.
Rubber arm: A pitcher is said to have a “rubber arm” if they can throw many pitches without tiring.
Slurve: A pitch that is a cross between a slider and a curveball.
Throw ’em a chair: Most commonly used when cheering on a pitcher to strike out a batter, due to the batter going back to the dugout to sit down after striking out.
Uncle Charlie: A term sometimes used for a curveball.
Around the horn: The act of infielders’ throwing the ball to each other after recording an out (if there are no runners on base).
Ate em’ up: Slang expression for the action of a batted ball that is difficult for a fielder to handle; usually resulting in an error being made.
Booted: Another way to say, “made an error.” Sometimes used when a player misplays a ball hit to them on the ground. Some people use the term “kicked it” in place of this.
Can of corn: A fly ball hit to a player, typically in the outfield, that is very easy for the player to catch; usually without moving at all.
Flashing the leather: When a fielder makes a great play. Leather meaning the fielder’s glove.
Hose(d): A strong throwing arm. To throw out a base runner with a strong throw. “That player has a hose!” “That runner was hosed at third base!”
Hot corner: Another word for the third base position.
Pop Time: On a pickoff attempt by a catcher, the time it takes from the pitch hitting the catcher's mitt to the time it reaches the infielder's glove (usually around 2 seconds)
Twin killing: Another term for a double play. Or, when a team wins both games in a double-header.
Web gem: Literally refers to the webbing of a fielder’s glove. This term is used when a player makes an outstanding defensive play.
Batter’s eye: A solid-colored, usually dark area beyond the center field wall of a baseball stadium, that is the visual backdrop directly in the line of sight of a baseball batter, while facing the pitcher and awaiting a pitch.
Bump: Another word for the pitcher’s mound.
Short porch: A baseball field with a short distance to the outfield fence. Typically, on just one side of the outfield. “Left field is a short porch!”
Yard: A baseball field. - I thought this meant home run????
Blue: A term commonly used by players to address an umpire, referring to the typical dark blue color of the umpire’s uniform.

Woody Dantzler Inducted in SC Football Hall of Fame (Post and Courier Article)

COLUMBIA – Woody Dantzler after the last of his record-breaking, eye-popping Clemson quarterback performances received the ultimate compliment.

On a snowy day and on blue turf in Boise, Idaho, of all places.

Some of the Louisiana Tech players asked for Dantzler’s autograph in the minutes following Clemson’s 49-24 Humanitarian Bowl victory on Dec. 31, 2001.

Those Bulldogs, as contemporaries, saw Dantzler highlights on ESPN and elsewhere each week. If they weren’t aware the 5-foot-10 Orangeburg native left the field that day with 53 Clemson records, they knew a star was in their midst.

So did the South Carolina Athletic Hall of Fame folks who inducted Dantzler as part of the starry Class of 2023 on Monday night at the Columbia Metropolitan Convention Center. Former Georgia Tech quarterback Joe Hamilton of Alvin, Negro Leagues baseball star Chino Smith of Darlington County, University of South Carolina soccer coach Mark Berson, USC and NFL wide receiver Robert Brooks, USC and Olympic track and field star Dawn Ellerbe, Clemson golf coach Larry Penley and longtime NBA standout Jermaine O’Neal of Columbia were also honored.

Dantzler brought his wife Portia and wore a bow tie.

“Almost overwhelming,” he said.

He’s 43, a pharmaceutical sales rep and father of two daughters living in Anderson.

Dantzler mentors school children and works with head coach Dabo Swinney’s PAW Journey career skills program at his alma mater. He also trains young quarterbacks.

He looks like he could still play.

Thankfully, for those who missed it, Dantzler’s football career is saved in time via video on YouTube.

Georgia Tech, N.C. State​

Just a sampling:

• Nov. 18, 2000. It was Dantzler who threw the 50-yard pass to Rod Gardner with 10 seconds remaining to set up Aaron Hunt’s game-winning field goal in a 16-14 victory over a stunned South Carolina Gamecocks team and their livid head coach, Lou Holtz.

Did Gardner push off?

Depends on your favorite color.

“As (Gardner) would say,” Dantzler said laughing, “big-time players make big-time plays in big-time games.”

• Sept. 29, 2001. Clemson won a 47-44 ACC overtime shootout for the ages with the great Hamilton at Georgia Tech.

Three Dantzler jaw-droppers stick out: a 38-yard touchdown run as time expired in the first half, a 63-yard touchdown pass to J.J. McKelvey on fourth-and-13 late in regulation (Swinney did a retro play-by-play call of the play for the ACC Network) and an 11-yard touchdown run to win it in overtime.

“It was a fun game,” Dantzler said. “When I played ball, I played to have fun. We always had such a good rivalry with Georgia Tech.”

• October 13, 2001. How about 517 yards of total offense in a 45-37 victory at N.C. State? All while wearing purple pants.

Again, Dantzler had a blast.

“I just remember going back and forth,” Dantzler said. “(N.C. State’s All-ACC linebacker) Levar Fisher is still one of my good friends, and you know how you always want to beat your brother. It was great to go one-up on him.”

• Dec. 8, 2002. What? You think Dantzler’s highlights are confined to college ball?

Though he played in only 14 NFL games (five with the Dallas Cowboys, 9 with the Atlanta Falcons), an 84-yard kickoff return for a Dallas touchdown was a thing of zig-zaggy beauty.

It gave the Cowboys a 20-17 lead early in the fourth quarter at Texas Stadium.

The San Francisco 49ers rallied for a 31-27 win.

“I did not want to get in trouble,” Dantzler said. “I went the wrong way but was able to will my way back across the field. It was one of those, ‘Don’t quit’ things.”

Woodrow Dantzler II, III​

There’s a notion out there that Dantzler was ahead of his time and would have been an even better college player with versatile passing and running skills transferred to the current world of run-pass option football.

In fact, he was in good strategic hands. Rich Rodriguez, a noted innovator, was one of his offensive coordinators under Tommy Bowden at Clemson. Another was Brad Scott, who earlier presided over Charlie Ward’s Heisman Trophy-winning season at Florida State.

Defenses back then weren’t as prepared for authentic hybrid stars.

But Dantzler these days surely would have been given a longer look as an NFL quarterback prospect.

He’s not bitter.

About the only SC Athletic Hall of Fame thing better for Woodrow Dantzler III would have been the presence of Woodrow Dantzler II.

Woody’s father, a Vietnam veteran suffering from Agent Orange issues, Woody said, died in 2005 after a long battle at the VA hospital in Charleston.

Mr. Dantzler raised his son with constant Socratic exchanges, answering questions with questions.

“He was teaching me how to critically think through the process and learn myself,” said Dantzler, who credits his father for the drive to help young people, college age and younger. “He’d be proud the things he poured into me actually came back out. He challenged me to be the best version of myself. And he’d say, ‘I told you so.’”

Woodrow Dantzler II knew all about his son’s football exploits.

Highlight videos, Louisiana Tech autograph seekers and all.

He was more proud of the off-the-field process.

Revenue sharing, other topics set to be discussed at ACC Spring Meetings

Revenue sharing, other topics set to be discussed at ACC Spring Meetings

By: Curt Weller - The Osceola

It’s been almost three months since Florida State director of athletics Michael Alford put the ACC on notice.

For the first time since then, Alford and the rest of the administrators from across the conference will convene in Amelia Island, Fla., Monday through Wednesday for the annual ACC Spring Meetings.

It will be far from the only topic that will be discussed at the meetings. The administrators will also spend time discussing a what’s what list of current college athletics topics, of which there are many.

FSU football coach Mike Norvell and basketball coaches Leonard Hamilton and Brooke Wyckoff will also be in attendance at the meetings along with coaches from those sports from all conference teams to discuss potential regulation changes.

To Alford, though, the most important topic of discussion will certainly be revenue sharing among conference schools. Talking to the FSU Board of Trustees back in February, Alford openly advocated for the ACC to begin distributing revenue based on schools’ financial value to the conference instead of an equal share across the 14 member organizations.

“We (FSU) represent 15 percent of the ACC's media agreement but we only received 7 percent of the distribution…” Alford told the BOT. “At the end of the day, if something is not done, we cannot be $30 million behind every year compared to our peers … For Florida State to compete nationally, something has to change moving forward.”

Alford isn’t alone on this front. Clemson AD Graham Neff has also openly advocated for unequal revenue sharing. A few other ADs may be on that side of the argument as well. However, a number of schools such as Wake Forest and Boston College would see their athletic department income take a severe hit if this was enacted.

As such, it should make for a fascinating discussion in Amelia Island. On the larger scale, it’s a fascinating moment for the ACC, which is hanging on a bit precariously under commissioner Jim Phillips.

The good news for the ACC is that all of its schools are locked into a grant of rights agreement through 2036. So unless some school manages to find an escape-hatch loophole, no one is leaving any time soon due to a prohibitive buyout.

The bad news for Phillips is that Alford and others are going to be relentless in their pursuit of unequal revenue sharing for as long as they are locked in with the ACC until it happens.

Whether anytime comes of that this week remains to be seen. But whether it does or not, the Osceola will be in attendance in Amelia Island to provide extensive coverage of the conference meetings.

Media members are not permitted to observe these closed-door meetings. However, we’ll be catching up with various coaches and administrators coming out of the meetings.

Realignment …..FWIW.

I generally don’t pay a ton of attention to every Tom, Dick, and Harry on Twitter talking realignment but I came across this guy…..

Seems to make some sense but then you look at who is following him.
  • David Hale of ESPN
  • Dennis Dobb of CBS
  • Frank the Tank, guy who called a lot of the initial realignment stuff, a lawyer from Illinois.
  • Clemson's Graham Neff.
Anyway here is the latest from him on where everything stands.

Says SEC or Big 10 from Clemson. 7 ACC schools ready to disband conference.
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South Carolina High School Golf

South Carolina state championship is being played at my home course right now.. the river club in north Augusta.. north Augusta is hosting I’m assuming because they got some absolute units on the team.. they’re currently -18 and Greenville is in second at +1.. talk about a beating.. there’s a 14 year old on the team that shot 65 yesterday.. kid lives out on the course

Jags at Saints Oct 2023-anyone going?

Invited to go to this game, so won't have to pay for tix that are on the 50, btw, but not exactly a fan of pro ball. But could see Trevor play and ETN, and potentially Bresee (Saints) and probably others, but just not sure what the crowd will be like. We are NOT into drunken rowdy people itching to fight. I'm just not sure it's the right place for me.

Anyone here going to the game?

Larry & Paul, Question about Radakovich’s Comments.

Cris posted an article by Hale and Adelson of ESPN.com in which they quote Radakovich on the topic of additional ACC revenues. DR was quoted as saying, “It’s about schools being able to take those dollars and translate it into potentially NIL opportunities to student athletes…to get better athletes.” Is this where college football is heading? What does it mean to Clemson?

NIL is a convenient scapegoat in recruiting

NIL is a convenient scapegoat in recruiting
By: Adam Friedman - Rivals.com

Programs missing on prospects they’ve prioritized is nothing new in the recruiting world but the excuses for why players choose to go elsewhere now include everybody’s favorite new scapegoat - name, image and likeness.

Players are able to monetize their NIL and are actively doing so during the recruiting process and it’s helping them choose which school they want to attend. While, many college coaches will say they’re all for players earning some extra money, those same coaches are really upset that, even though a player is presented an NIL offer from their school's collective, they end up choosing a different offer.

It used to be college coaches would say quietly that a player "was not a take" when that player chose a different school but now the excuse that is commonly heard is about how a competing school's collective offered an astronomical NIL number that their school's collective just couldn’t match. This type of scapegoating seems a little transparent given how flimsy almost all of the rumored NIL contracts seem to be.

So many of these coaches that use the NIL excuse do so in a way that it feels like they are bad-mouthing these players and their rival schools because they feel like a player is just taking the highest offer on the table. In many cases it seems more like a player has narrowed his list down to two or three schools that they would be happy to play at and then the highest NIL offer wins if all else is equal.

Why should a player not use this tactic? Some may say it’s shortsighted and they should pick the school that will help them get to the NFL. That’s certainly solid advice but why can’t the players have their cake and eat it too? Why can’t they pick a school that’s going to help develop them and get them ready for the NFL if it’s also the school that offers the highest NIL amount?

So many of us within the industry would chuckle to ourselves, when we heard the “he’s not a take“ excuse and now the NIL excuse is almost getting the same treatment.

Hilarious new trend in fine dining

So I’m currently on a work trip/mini vacation in San Diego. Last night I went out to La Jolla and had dinner at The Marine Room. As the waiter was going over the caviar service options with me, he said they also offer “caviar bumps” where they will put a small amount of caviar an your hand and then you eat it right off of your hand.

I burst out laughing, thinking my waiter had just made a hilarious joke. But the waiter did not laugh. When he came back, I had to ask him if he was being serious. And, apparently, this is a real new trend that he said is very big in Las Vegas (and I’m guessing has carried into California) where they took the concept of a “cocaine bump” and applied it to Caviar. I told him I thought he was joking and we had a good laugh over how stupid it is.

Has anyone ever heard of this ridiculous practice? Rich white people are so weird man.

How the Deep State Took Down Nixon

The deep state has been in control for a long time. It took the America First Movement led by Trump to force them to show themselves and what they can do.


Nathan Pinkoski

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April 6, 2023
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In conventional histories, Richard Nixon’s impeachment is remembered as a triumph of good government. Nixon is viewed as a corrupt politician whose unconstitutional schemes threatened the republic, while his opponents are seen as defenders of the Constitution. This narrative, written by journalists, has persisted for nearly five decades—despite the slow accumulation of evidence that tells a very different tale.
In the early 1980s, Harper’s editor Jim Hougan obtained 30,000 documents through Freedom of Information Act requests. The result was Secret Agenda, one of the most important yet curiously neglected books of the late 20th century. While some of its conclusions are incorrect—Hougan didn’t believe that FBI Associate Director Mark Felt was Deep Throat—his factual claims have been vindicated as more and more Watergate-related documents have been released.
“Nixon had to go.”
Since the publication of Secret Agenda, books such as Len Colodny’s and Robert Gettlin’s Silent Coup (1991), James Rosen’s The Strong Man (2008), and Geoff Shepard’s The Real Watergate Scandal (2015) and The Nixon Conspiracy (2021) have drawn on declassified documents and unsealed judicial and congressional hearings to help us better understand what really happened. Although these authors disagree about many details, they agree that Nixon was removed from office not because he endangered the constitutional order, but because his bureaucratic and political enemies plotted successfully against him. And while scholars shy away from endorsing some of the more dramatic claims that have been made over the years, the best of them understand Watergate not in terms of the conventional narrative, but as an institutionalconflict” in which Nixon was the most important casualty. Nixon had to go—not because of a bungled break-in, but because he challenged the national-security state.
Thanks to the revelations concerning Felt, the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s role in Nixon’s downfall is better understood. The Central Intelligence Agency’s role, however, remains mysterious. It was only one of several US intelligence agencies spying on Nixon and his officials, but Langley’s role in Watergate set it apart. As Hougan shows, it infiltrated and sabotaged “The Plumbers,” the covert unit responsible for the Watergate burglaries, run by several figures in Nixon’s re-election campaign committee with connections to the White House. It was the CIA that set in motion the events that forced Nixon from the presidency.
The CIA, the military, and other agencies spied on the White House because Nixon the president acted differently than Nixon the politician. As congressman, senator, and vice president, Nixon was a dyed-in-the-wool Cold Warrior. While this position earned him the ire of media and academic elites, especially when he exposed the treason of their darling Alger Hiss, anti-Communism was at the time a fairly conventional position within military and intelligence circles. In backing Nixon in 1968, his supporters in the military and intelligence communities thought they were getting a hawk who would stop trying to micromanage the Vietnam War and national security from the White House.
Nixon had other ideas. Sometime in the mid-to-late-’60s, he had become a heretical anti-Communist. While Nixon wanted the United States to remain vigilant against the spread of Communism, in a series of 1967 articles, he recognized the limits of American power and wanted to avoid conflicts that weren’t in the national interest. Rejecting Manichean assumptions in foreign policy as a recipe for escalation and war, Nixon called for stronger economic and political ties with the Soviet Union and China and a legitimate acknowledgement of their interests as the preconditions for hard-nosed but effective diplomacy. Moreover, he opposed granting the intelligence and military bureaucracies more autonomy. Nixon had grown skeptical of their conformism, their inefficiencies and errors, and the way they shielded themselves from accountability and control by the executive branch. To that end, he planned a grand course-correction to the way the US government operated.
To assert presidential control over the federal bureaucracy and enact his contrarian foreign policy, Nixon first turned his attention to the National Security Council. Like his ex-boss Dwight Eisenhower, he believed that this relatively new addition to the American regime provided the best immediately available institution for the president to direct policy. Under Eisenhower, however, Nixon had witnessed how the Dulles brothers (one as secretary of state, the other as CIA director) played an oversized role in the NSC, at the expense of the president’s own power. The issue, Nixon believed, went deeper than the force of the Dulles’ personalities. A shrewd observer of the nature of bureaucracies, Nixon believed that department heads—even the political appointees meant to serve the president—tended to get captured by their agencies, becoming advocates for their interests, rather than advocates for the policies set by the president.
The solution, Nixon thought, was to marginalize the influence of the most dangerous agencies. He reorganized the NSC around his national-security adviser, Henry Kissinger, personally accountable to the president. As Kissinger later observed, Nixon refused to have the NSC operate in the usual manner, as an organization that provided the president with a menu of predetermined options concocted in the intelligence bureaucracy. Instead, he turned the NSC against the bureaucracy, using it “for the intelligence it supplied him about the views of a bureaucracy he distrusted and for the opportunity to camouflage his own aims.” He thus sought to preempt a repeat of Eisenhower’s presidency.
He offered State to an old friend, William Rogers, unlikely to defy him. Nixon then isolated Rogers and ordered the State Department to cease coordinating interdepartmental policy at the NSC (Kissinger took over that task). This neutered the State Department’s influence on policy. And while many were surprised to see that Nixon left Richard Helms, an LBJ appointee, in charge of the CIA, Nixon strove to limit the agency’s influence. At first he considered removing Helms’s seat at the NSC, but then settled on restricted attendance. The director would provide intelligence briefings, but then leave. For the director, it was an awkward arrangement, yet the point was to make it clear that the CIA’s role was restricted to providing information. It didn’t shape policy.
Nixon set up clandestine backchannels that bypassed the usual interdepartmental processes, allowing him to open negotiations with the upper echelons of the Soviet and Chinese governments in almost complete secrecy. Even the military was kept out of the loop. One month after taking office, Nixon was encouraging the military to believe that he favored escalation in Vietnam by arranging a secret backchannel with them, in order to authorize strategic bombing raids in Cambodia. But on another backchannel, he was letting the Kremlin know that in his negotiations, he would countenance complete US withdrawal from Vietnam.
Nixon’s secretive strategy paid off and led to his landslide re-election in 1972. A decade after the Cuban Missile Crisis, he negotiated a nuclear-arms treaty with the Kremlin, so that the superpower rivals could practice diplomacy without the pressure created by runaway arms spending and massive nuclear arsenals. And while he pursued détente with the Soviets, he also sought to weaken their influence. He peeled off Soviet allies in the Middle East, bringing them closer to the American camp. He restored relations with Western Europe, at a nadir during the Vietnam era. NATO was revitalized, but not unconditionally—Nixon told the Europeans that they needed to pay more for their own defense. And most spectacularly of all for the conventional anti-Communist, he ended the Vietnam War while normalizing US relations with mainland China.
As one astute writer and critic of Nixon has put it, Nixon’s strategy was a massive gamble. It relied on deceit and outright defiance of Washington’s permanent bureaucracies. It “put Nixon in a race against powerful institutions that often bowed to no one, not even a president.”
There were early signs Nixon couldn’t keep up. By 1970, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had grown squeamish about authorizing the same kind of surveillance operations he had approved under previous presidents and wouldn’t authorize them for Nixon. Hoover, however, continued to spy on the administration—one of Attorney General and Nixon adviser John Mitchell’s bodyguards was an FBI informer. And he created the impression that he knew more than he did. He told Nixon that the FBI had bugged his ’68 campaign plane, when it had probably just collected his telephone records.
Nixon also came to regret keeping Helms. He tried to press Helms on key policy mysteries of the 1960s: the role Kennedy played in the assassination of South Vietnam’s devoutly Catholic president, Ngo Dinh Diem; the origins and resolution of the Cuban Missile Crisis; Johnson’s October 1968 bombing halt; and the Bay of Pigs fiasco. Helms demurred, indicating that what the CIA did for other presidents wasn’t up for reexamination by the present one. When Helms finally presented Nixon with a dossier on the Bay of Pigs, Nixon believed it was heavily redacted. Helms guarded the CIA’s secrets, leaving Nixon helpless. This and the CIA’s repeated errors confirmed Nixon’s skepticism of the agency. When the agency failed to predict the 1970 coup in Cambodia, he asked, “What the hell do those clowns do out there in Langley?”
“The Joint Chiefs of Staff were spying on the president.”
The most disturbing dynamic emerged with the military. Memoranda that discussed de-escalation or troop withdrawals from Vietnam—opposed by the Joint Chiefs—had a way of appearing in The New York Times. In December 1971, the White House discovered that the Joint Chiefs of Staff were spying on the president. The full details of what was later called the Moorer-Radford Affair only emerged in October 2000, when the relevant tapes were declassified.
An aide-de-camp at the NSC, Yeoman Jack Radford, copied or took about 5,000 classified communiqués and memos from the president and his advisers and passed them on to his superiors: first Adm. Rembrandt Robinson, then Adm. Welander. Both Robinson and Welander passed them on to the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Adm. Thomas Moorer. Alexander Haig, who later became Nixon’s chief of staff, might have been involved. This had been going since at least November 1970, though a different version had begun under Johnson. Wartime espionage on the commander-in-chief was, as a furious Nixon put it, “a federal offense of the highest order.” Nixon wanted to prosecute Moorer. But Mitchell convinced him that a public humiliation of the military would harm his foreign policy and allow too many state secrets into the light. Nixon never confronted the Joint Chiefs directly and kept Moorer in place. While the solution spared the military a humiliation during a delicate time, it also allowed men who Nixon distrusted and who distrusted him to remain in powerful positions. Leaks continued.
It was this atmosphere that led officials in the White House to set up their own unit, The Plumbers, to plug leaks and investigate their sources. G. Gordon Liddy became the unit’s operational chief. Yet from at least the morning of Jan. 27, 1972, when Liddy presented “Gemstone”—the codename for elaborate surveillance and dirty-tricks operations—to his superiors, The Plumbers were dependent on the CIA for material support.
For assistance, Liddy had turned to E. Howard Hunt, a career CIA officer only recently retired. With the help of his friend Bernard Barker, Hunt assembled a team of Cubans. All four Cubans had connections to the CIA and to the Bay of Pigs invasion. Most of the espionage equipment and technical support the burglars needed, down to their fake IDs, were supplied by the CIA. And the Gemstone charts Liddy used for his first presentation were prepared by the CIA.
The CIA’s involvement extended beyond material assistance to outright infiltration.
As Hougan first reported, Hunt’s retirement was a ruse. He was still working for the CIA and reporting to the agency. In its own investigation of the Watergate break-in, the FBI concluded that Hunt was reporting to the CIA while working at the White House. A CIA employee statement of Jan. 17, 1974, raised concerns that Hunt was making secret reports to the agency and passing along items of interest directly to Helms. Another member of The Plumbers, James McCord, also had worked extensively for the CIA during the Bay of Pigs. As unsealed testimony from the Senate Watergate Committee from June 1973 corroborates, he had brought some of his old colleagues into his unit. McCord also had a dubious CIA retirement story. A noted surveillance expert, he had been described by Allen Dulles as “the best man we have.” McCord had become chief of security for the Committee to Re-Elect the President, but he said to FBI colleagues that he wanted to move beyond this rather boring position. An FBI internal memorandum said that he wanted to angle himself into a position of “intelligence”, that he ultimately wanted to “become more and more involved” in political activities. CIA documents released in 2017—part of the JFK Files—confirm that while Hunt and McCord pretended not to know each other, they had, in fact, worked together before. At the CIA, McCord had supervised two investigations of Hunt for security breaches. And one member of the break-in team, Eugenio Rolando Martinez, was actively on the CIA payroll and reporting not to Hunt and McCord, but directly to Langley.
Finally, there is good evidence to indicate that The Plumbers’ operations were sabotaged. The first two break-ins that they performed were at the office of Dr. Lewis Fielding, the psychiatrist of Daniel Ellsberg, the RAND Corporation and Pentagon analyst who had leaked the Pentagon Papers. The camera’s film could only be developed by the CIA; it was sent away with an uncertain fate. Then, over Memorial Day weekend, May 26-28, The Plumbers attempted three break-ins at the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate Office Building, succeeding on the night of May 27-28. On the successful break-in, dozens of photos were taken and given to McCord to develop. After a delay, McCord handed them off to Hunt. But as the later FBI investigation ascertained, McCord had switched them: The developed photos couldn’t have been taken at the DNC.
The most important witness to a secret agenda is Alfred C. Baldwin III, whom McCord hired to oversee the listening devices. Baldwin later revealed that on the morning of May 25, McCord told him that “bugs had been installed on two phones” at the DNC, and his job was to monitor them. That date is significant because it predates the successful entry of the Watergate. If what Baldwin says is true, McCord had already planted the bugs and deceived his other colleagues about it.
In any case, McCord—despite his experience—oversaw a supremely sloppy surveillance operation. Only one person, Baldwin, was assigned to listen, meaning that if he ever stepped out of the room, took weekend breaks, or performed other tasks for McCord (which he did), no one would record the calls. Baldwin ostensibly scribbled notes as he listened; he and McCord claimed no tape recorders were used (though two were present in the room). When Liddy questioned McCord about this, McCord said those tape recorders were incompatible. What seems likely is that this setup was a ruse, enabling McCord to pass on doctored intelligence to Liddy while keeping the genuine product for Langley. Magruder claimed the information Liddy gave to him was worthless, which was part of his reason—but only part—for ordering the final, June 17, break-in, at which The Plumbers were caught.
Over the years, we have learned that the genuine product probably pertains not to political intelligence, as Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein claimed, but to a prostitution ring arranging liaisons over a phone line at the DNC, with an address book naming clients and friends, likely kept in the desk of DNC secretary Ida “Maxie” Wells. When he was arrested, Martinez was carrying a key that opened this desk, which he tried but failed to dispose of. The definitive proof would have to come from unsealing further documents, and Baldwin telling what he heard. A court-enforced gag order from January 1973 prevented him from speaking about it, but in a 1995 interview, he said he monitored “a lot of conversations of a sexual nature.”
We have to acknowledge where the facts end, and interpretation of facts begins. The Moorer-Radford Affair is well-documented. From it, we can conclude that the military, spying on the president, was trying to undermine his foreign policy. The curiosities of the Fielding and Watergate break-ins are well-documented. But from this alone, we can’t make assumptions about how malign the CIA’s motivations for getting involved were.
Yet a modest and reasonable conclusion is that the CIA’s infiltration of The Plumbers is best understood as the agency’s counterpart to the military’s espionage on Nixon’s covert diplomacy. As James Rosen puts it in The Strong Man:
Faced with mounting evidence that officials in the White House and CRP had set up their own covert operations unit, with Liddy the central player, [the] CIA acted as any intelligence organization would. After all, permitting Liddy’s little unit to operate unchecked, targeting anything and anybody in Washington, utterly beyond the watch or influence of the nation’s premier spy agency, would have violated every known principle of bureaucratic behavior, and the spy game especially. The Plumbers, quite simply, had to be monitored, infiltrated—neutralized.
Oblivious to all of this, Nixon turned his attention after his re-election to the comprehensive reorganization of government that he had planned. As he himself put it, his goal was to “break the Eastern stranglehold on the executive branch and the federal government.” It was, as he admitted in his diary, “going to be quite a shock to the establishment.” In an action that caused considerable turmoil and resentment throughout the federal government, Nixon asked all political appointees to send in letters of resignation; he indicated many would be accepted. One of the key institutions he had in his sights was the CIA. While Nixon at times toyed with the idea of abolishing the agency entirely, he settled on a plan to reform it. Helms was sent off to be ambassador to Iran and replaced with James Schlesinger. Schlesinger interested Nixon because he had written a 1971 study on how to reorganize the intelligence agencies. Costs had exploded, the study observed, along with “spectacular increases in collection activities,” as technological advances turned the agencies from an invisible police force into an empire. But there had been a failure to see “a commensurate improvement in the scope and overall quantity of intelligence products.” Because of the intelligence community’s failures, “a fundamental reform of [its] decision-making bodies and procedures” was required.
The report was “brilliant,” Nixon stated in a December 1972 memo. Schlesinger’s objective would be to oversee the reorganization of the intelligence agencies, at long last. “I have been bugging him [Kissinger] and Haig for over three years to get intelligence reorganized, with no success whatever,” Nixon exclaimed. However, while the president wanted a leaner, crisper intelligence budget, he believed that the personnel needed a drastic overhaul:
There is one weakness in the Schlesinger memorandum which I want you to have corrected in your discussions … he does not emphasize as much as I would like the need to improve quality as well as reduce quantity of top intelligence people in the CIA itself. The CIA, like the State Department, is basically a liberal establishment bureaucracy. I want the personnel there cut in at least half—no, at least by 35 to 40 percent—and I want a definite improvement in so far as attitudes of those in CIA with regard to our foreign policy. There are some very good men there, but the great majority are the old [unclear] Georgetown crowd.
In early 1973, Schlesinger initiated the first phase of Nixon’s plan. Beyond introducing more upper-level control over the CIA budget, he would fire more than 1,000 agents and incite senior leadership, the guardians of the status quo, to head toward the exit.
Yet no further reforms would take place under Nixon’s watch. McCord was cracking under pressure. “He was dismayed,” writes Rosen, that the Cubans were considering the “CIA defense” strategy, where they would plead not guilty on the grounds that they believed they were carrying out a CIA mission. “So fierce was his determination to protect Langley” that he quarreled with his defense team, objecting to their plan to subpoena Helms. Finally, McCord wrote a letter to the trial judge, John Sirica, contending that the proceedings were damaged by political pressure and perjury. When the judge read it publicly, this set off the scramble for plea bargains and revised testimony from compromised mid-level officials, which created new investigations that a priori focused on the White House and on Nixon himself.
During these investigations, occasional hints emerged implicating the CIA in the break-ins. In summer 1973, Helms revealed before Congress that Martinez was on the CIA payroll. The Watergate Special Prosecution Force, or WSPF, looked further. But when on Oct. 12, 1973, the WSPF asked for two reports that discussed Martinez, the agency refused outright. Meanwhile, the president’s own men didn’t grasp what had happened during the break-in, allowing their opponents to run rings around them. Already in late 1973, one writer concluded in Harper’s that “they underestimated both the bitterness and the subtlety of the CIA hierarchs, and it is conceivable that the CIA arranged for a trap at the Watergate.”
Congress didn’t show much interest in learning more. Speaking before a secret meeting of the Senate Armed Forces Committee in November 1973, the Harper’s writer was asked to reveal how he got this information. While he could corroborate his claims about Martinez, he had also said something for which he couldn’t provide evidence: that Helms was told of the burglary on 7 a.m. the next day. The committee excoriated him for making this uncorroborated claim. Nevertheless, the affair raised the question of how much Helms knew and when he knew it. Thanks to recently published documents, we now know that Helms was well informed and tried to hide it at first. On June 19, 1972, Helms was briefed on the “biographic details” for each of the men arrested on June 17. However, three days later, Helms told the acting director of the FBI, L. Patrick Gray III, that “none [of the arrested men] had worked for the [CIA] in the past two years.”
Even after Helms had resigned, he remained involved. He was startled to learn of a conversation between Kissinger and Haig, where Haig suggested that the CIA knew beforehand about the burglary. On Dec. 3, 1973, he sent a classified cable to Langley to warn the agency, asking whether Haig was “basing his allegation on information from Martinez or just what.”
“It was unclear whether false information affected their policy-making.”
In the media environment of the 1970s, it wasn’t possible to generate sufficient public interest in the CIA’s role in Watergate. Small details, like Martinez’s first case officer failing to appear before Congress, went unnoticed. The White House was the juicier target. As Geoff Shepard has meticulously documented through his own FOIA requests, the WSPF was staffed with Kennedy loyalists looking to take down Nixon. Through several secret ex parte meetings with Judge Sirica and violations of grand-jury rules, the WSPF passed material on to select members of the House Judiciary Committee, with the goal of removing Nixon from office and preparing the way for later criminal trials. This coordinated effort between officials in the executive, legislative, and judicial branches to take out the head of the executive branch was, to put it mildly, an act of constitutional vandalism. By adopting these means, the architects of Watergate set the precedent for future attempts to topple presidents.
Thanks to Shepard’s research, the abuses of the WSPF, the House Judiciary Committee, and Judge Sirica are clear. The CIA’s abuses are much harder to pin down. Yet the CIA didn’t emerge from the period untouched. As one critic of Nixon acknowledges, after the first phase of the Nixon reform, the agency was now “vulnerable to future investigations.” This would set the stage for the partially successful Church Committee, although the result was (nominally) more legislative oversight, not more executive oversight. The issues raised by the absence of the latter were exposed in the 1990s, when it was revealed that the CIA had provided Presidents Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and Bill Clinton with tainted intelligence reports, prepared with information from known Soviet agents. Mid-level CIA management reserved unto itself the prerogative to sort out which information the Soviet agents provided was true or false. The presidents weren’t notified, so it was unclear whether false information affected their policymaking. One might say that Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan was channeling Nixon’s more radical side when he proposed bills to abolish the CIA during these years.
The legend of Watergate that ignores CIA involvement is a feel-good ideological story, in which noble liberal constitutionalists bring down a conservative, authoritarian president. That’s what the public still thinks. Yet both Nixon and his institutional opponents in the intelligence community were conservatives and dedicated anti-Communists. Even Mark Felt fell into this camp—he was a Hoover loyalist. The real disagreement was a regime-level dispute about the arrangement of the administrative state.
“Nixon was trying to reassert voter control over the agencies.”
Nixon’s actions against the CIA in 1972 weren’t petty revenge against an uncooperative director and agency. The 1971 report and his memo demonstrate a more substantive project. Nixon saw that the technological advances of the 1960s had allowed the intelligence community to entrench and institutionalize itself to its own benefit, with no gain for the nation. The people were losing control of their own government. As Nixon put it in his diary just after his re-election: “It is the only way, and probably the last time, that we can get government under control before it gets so big that is submerges the individual completely and destroys the dynamism which makes the American system what it is.”
Determined not to give the establishment the benefit of a “timid opposition party,” Nixon was trying to reassert voter control over the agencies through the most important office the voters elected: the presidency. He sought to align the unelected bureaucracies with the chief elected official, making it easier for the president to direct the CIA and easier for the CIA to be held accountable.
Hoover, the Joint Chiefs, Helms, and Felt weren’t defending the Constitution or fighting to limit “the imperial presidency.” They were guarding their institutional autonomy, the idea of an apolitical bureaucracy serving the public good. Like the agents passing on compromised reports to the White House, they believed their judgements didn’t need to be assessed by political partisans. In the tumultuous years of the Nixon era, career intelligence men like Hoover, Helms, and Felt were defending the interests of their own institutions against a White House that didn’t want to conform to what later officials have called the “interagency consensus.”
Nixon was audacious enough to challenge and defeat that consensus, winning stunning victories. The price he paid, however, was his own downfall. Mindful of Nixon’s fate, most presidents—but not all—prefer to avoid defying that consensus.

Nathan Pinkoski, a senior fellow at the Edmund Burke Foundation, is a contributing editor of Compact.
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