A little OT... Who purposely farts in front of their wife?

[tigerGUY]

Why are you so crude if you do? I can honestly say I held my first wife's head under the covers when I farted. I can also honestly say I've never farted purposefully in front of my wife today in 20+ years. She's better than that.

What say you?

 

[yungan]

Never when dating BUT...

 

[haymond1977]

Fart in front of my wife less than she farts in front of me nowadays.

So far though, haven't farted in front of my girlfriend.

 

[m_l_murphy]

Even the Queen of England farts - that's why she wears those heavy wool skirts. It's an even money bet that Prince Phillip (RIP) said "pull my finger" on their wedding night.

 

[SouthFloridaBroker]

Spot the ball?....please?

 

[stuk1]

Possibly the most OT thread ever.

 

[bwhwc]

We finally ran out of OT topics. It was bound to happen. I’m actually surprised @CU1TruTiger4Life didn’t come up with this. Kudos OP

 

[12 - 0]

Know a guy who in his freshman English class at Clemson ( where you write, write, write) wrote a theme on “ The Art of Farting.” Prof. said writing was not bad, but he could not accept topic!

 

[Idoconcrete]

So you hold farts in why watching tv at night with your wife?

 

[CU1TruTiger4Life]

I have no filter no matter who Im around or where I am. I am an Alpha and every space I occupy is mine.