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Another major Opt Out

clemmer

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I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO
 
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I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO

giphy.gif
 
I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO
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So practice starting hasn’t eliminated these posts yet. Sometimes you click, & just regret that you did.
 
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I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO

An insult to trolls everywhere
 
I thought it was funny!

Stuff is always more funny when it mimics or contain a bit of truth.

Many people have been programmed to not laugh at silliness, but have instead replaced that with taking offense, or sorting others comments through some worldview filter that social media says is cool.

I cant imagine being a (actually funny and not shock jock profane ) comic nowadays.

It really is ok to laugh at yourself.
 
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I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO

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I have decided to make a public annoucement.
.
With a heavy heart, and after considerable thought and many sleepless nights, I have come to understand how important my mental and physical health are to me and my family. The impact of this pandemic has been relentless and I am simply a victim.

I worked hard. I stayed safe. I did not risk my life and take hydroxychloroquine. I have worn my mask 24 X7 in my basement in case my dog could be a plague carrier. Most importantly, I have remembered that we are all in this together.

But despite my best efforts, I have failed. The outward signs are apparent - my waistline has grown substantially this year, and just the other day I struggled to catch my breath when taking the stairs. And I saw a really big spider.

All that to say - I have struggled with this decision for too long now, and though I will miss my co-workers, I have come to the conclusion that it is best that I opt out of work the remainder of this year.
At that time, I will reevaluate my decision and the construction of soft safe spaces.

I have sent in my letter to HR letting them know my decision, to begin the process to confirm my direct deposit information and the continuation of my substantial bi-weely paycheck - as well as my over-the top benefits including viagra for free (I dont need it, it is one of my rights).

I will work hard to monitor the situation and expect to be notified when it is ok to return and reassess.

Please respect my decision and please, no interviews. It's a business decision.

XOXO

People like you are the reason we won’t have a Shamecock game.
 
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