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Demon Sperm

Forget about the demon sperm man... What about those ovarian cysts that are caused by dream sex with a spirit husband? Fortunately, my wife's never had one, but she did get a cyst on her wrist. I guess we all know what she's been dreaming about. This is coming up at the divorce proceedings.
 
man you need some help

you have gone off the rails

when the truth starts to sink in

it can be heavy on the spirit

but you will heal once you get away from that heathen thinkin
 
Forget about the demon sperm man... What about those ovarian cysts that are caused by dream sex with a spirit husband? Fortunately, my wife's never had one, but she did get a cyst on her wrist. I guess we all know what she's been dreaming about. This is coming up at the divorce proceedings.

How dare she! You should take her to see Dr. Immanuel, it could be water spirits.
 
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How dare she! You should take her to see Dr. Immanuel, it could be water spirits.

I dunno man... I think this could be turned to my advantage. What if I pretend to be an incubus? I can't promise cysts or anything, but feel I could stain the sheets just fine.
 
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