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If you could ask Perry Noble three questions what would they be?

You've linked a number of interesting things to tithing, so:

Is my first born's health in jeopardy because I don't tithe as you have alluded to?
Will my vehicle function more reliably if I tithe?
Is my job security directly linked to the amount of money I give to your church?
 
1. What are your thoughts on this verse: "James 3:1 Dear brothers and sisters, not many of you should become teachers in the church, for we who teach will be judged more strictly."

2. My valve cover gasket started leaking the other day, is that because I didn't tithe?

3. Why did you lie about doing all this extensive studying about the 10 Commandments not being real, when a 2 second Google search could have told you the answer?
 
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Is it better to give a half-hearted save attempt or no save attempt at all?
 
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Is it better to give a half-hearted save attempt or no save attempt at all?

I was trying to stay out of this thread, but this gif is proof there is a God and He is just. It's so mesmerizing. It's like the 3 people around her are guiding the ball telepathically with their hands directly to her face.
 
1. Why don't you visit people of your congregation in the hospital or at home when sick?
2. Why don't you do funerals or weddings?
3. Did your theological training really come from a taxi cab driver in Israel?
 
I was trying to stay out of this thread, but this gif is proof there is a God and He is just. It's so mesmerizing. It's like the 3 people around her are guiding the ball telepathically with their hands directly to her face.
The dude beside her is someone I would want my worst enemy to go to war with. He apparently doesn't have insurance coverage on his phone which was in his left hand. Good Lord!
 
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Based on the number of posts and attention paid on a clemson sports message board I'd say the guy must be doing something right. I'd ask him how he does that. How does he get folks who don't like him to spend so much time thinking about him and as a result his teachings?? Job well done!!
 
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Based on the number of posts and attention paid on a clemson sports message board I'd say the guy must be doing something right. I'd ask him how he does that. How does he get folks who don't like him to spend so much time thinking about him and as a result his teachings?? Job well done!!

David Koresh, Hitler, Osama, Kim Jung Un, Che, etc also got a lot of attention.
 
David Koresh, Hitler, Osama, Kim Jung Un, Che, etc also got a lot of attention.
You don't get it. Every second that Perry Noble gets a non believer to think about himself/NewSpring/Jesus/The Bible is a triumph. In many ways he is using you guys to accomplish that and I find that impressive.
 
What man of God would say this from a pulpit. Where's the reverence for God's house?
 
You don't get it. Every second that Perry Noble gets a non believer to think about himself/NewSpring/Jesus/The Bible is a triumph. In many ways he is using you guys to accomplish that and I find that impressive.
Is he bringing non-believers to know a personal relationship with Christ or a warm feel good feeling that will take them to Hell? And know I'm not judging by that's something to think about. He'll and his followers will have to answer themselves.
 
Is he bringing non-believers to know a personal relationship with Christ or a warm feel good feeling that will take them to Hell? And know I'm not judging by that's something to think about. He'll and his followers will have to answer themselves.
He is doing his job which is to expose as many folks as possible to the teachings of Jesus Christ. My original point was that it is funny the ways that is accomplished. Guys on a clemson tiger message board who I can only assume are non-Christian are helping Perry accomplish his goal by constantly bringing he/Newspring up. So who is duping who?
 
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