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Morning poops

Morning poops

  • Not my thing

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • I mean if I have to go I'll take one but it's not a routine or anything

    Votes: 24 24.0%
  • I need half an hour to use the bathroom first thing in the am or I'm a grouchy, uncomfortable mess

    Votes: 43 43.0%
  • Definitely, but mostly just to read TI

    Votes: 33 33.0%

  • Total voters
    100

alphamale621

Lake Baikal
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Oct 12, 2006
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For me it's number 3 all the way, even when it's inconvenient. My wife says that's weird. Is she right or wrong?
 
If I leave the house in the morning without pooping, I’m not right. Especially if I’m getting on the interstate, which is 90% of the time. Huge breakfast and a big mug of coffee usually gets it done.
 
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More importantly, where do you normally fall:

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I poop at work for the first time of the day. Every day.
 
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