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NEXT SATURDAY'S PREGAME PRIMER

TAINT_PAINT

The Mariana Trench
Nov 10, 2012
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WE WILL BE SETTING UP A LARGE PROJECTION SCREEN IN LOT 1 BEFORE THE NOTRE DAME GAME. NOTRE DAME IS SUCH A SPECIAL SCHOOL WITH SO MANY SPECIAL INDIVIDUALS WHO WALKED OVER HOT COALS AND BROKEN GLASS TO ATTEND SCHOOL THERE. IT'S SO DAMN INSPIRATIONAL THAT WE ALL NEED TO WATCH INSPIRATIONAL FOOTBALL MOVIES INSTEAD OF TAILGATING. HERE IS THE LINEUP:

8:00: BLINDSIDE
10:00: FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS SCENES WITH SOFT ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC
10:30: REMEMBER THE TITANS
12:15: RUDY (!)
2:00: RUDY. (ONE TIME IS NOT ENOUGH)
4:00: LITTLE GIANTS (TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. PLUS WE WILL ALL BE OUT OF TEARS BY THE END OF THE 1ST RUDY).
6:00: WE ALL PRACTICE OUR "RUDY" CHANTS FOR MORE INSPIRATION.

6:15: NONE OF THE ABOVE EVER HAPPENS, BECAUSE NOTRE DAME AND RUDY BLOWS. I'M CRUSHING ADDERALLS INTO MY NATTY LIGHTS AND GETTING READY.
6:30: I MEET @igachoochoo IN LOT 1 AND DROP THE HAMMER ON HIM.
6:35: @igachoochoo IS CARTED AWAY.
 
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