OT: is PERRY orth a NOBLE guy, or is it the NEW shoes giving him SPRING?

[TAINT_PAINT]

@Ron Munson OK,MADE IT PAST THE MODS WITH THAT CLEVER TITLE.

SO, I'M THINKING PERRY IS MORE OF A WHITE ZINFANDEL GUY, BUT WATERMELON MARGS WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME EITHER. WHAT DO YALL THINK?

ALSO, HOW DID HE BUY ALL THAT ALCOHOL? MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? OR DID HE HAVE A SERVANT SWORN TO SECRECY?

ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW ANNOYING IS THE REDEMPTION OF PERRY GOING TO BE? THERE WILL BE VIDEO CLIPS OF HIM WALKING OUT OF A FOG, MORE THAN ONE HASHTAG (#perryisbackbygrace), AND A VERY, VERY PREDICTABLE MEMO DETAILING HOW HE HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND NOW WANTS TO SHARE HOW HE OVERCAME EVERYTHING (AKA - I NEED ATTENTION).

 

[scartiger]

 

[FishinTiger]

 

[Steven15]

Probably more along this line

 

[Earle36]

Blantons bourbon neat....

 

[TAINT_PAINT]

 

[Goin Coastal]

There is a brewery in Texas called "save the world brewery". How do you think he got all that courage every Sunday?

 

[Ron Munson]

Smirnoff and Boone's Farm. My guess is he was devastated when the quit making Zima.

 

[OrangeRegalia]

Smirnoff and Boone's Farm. My guess is he was devastated when the quit making Zima.

On a random note, so was Gregg Marshall.

 

[robert.n]

It's a new dead horse though. Mods keep dragging all the other dead horses off behind the barn.

 

[SDTiger9]

I just assumed this was his brand. It's put out by Tithe Brewing Company.

 

[scotchtiger]

Maybe his tithe interpretation was more confused than we thought and he was drinking 10% of the communion wine?

 

[Ron Munson]

I am actually more interested in what he did while he was drunk. He must have really pushed the envelope for NewSpring to fire him. That is basically like the 93 Bulls kicking Jordan off the team, or FDR booting Eisenhower after D-Day, or Baywatch not renewing Pam Anderson's contract. You really have to sit back and ask yourself how far did Perry go in order to get fired.

 

[TAINT_PAINT]

I SEE PERRY LOCKING HIMSELF IN HIS LAVISH GAME ROOM UPSTAIRS WITH A TUMBLER FULL OF WHITE ZIN. PLAYS CALL OF DUTY AND CURSES AT TEENAGERS VIA HIS HEADSET UNTIL HE PASSES OUT ON A BEANBAG.

 

[Ron Munson]

I SEE PERRY LOCKING HIMSELF IN HIS LAVISH GAME ROOM UPSTAIRS WITH A TUMBLER FULL OF WHITE ZIN. PLAYS CALL OF DUTY AND CURSES AT TEENAGERS VIA HIS HEADSET UNTIL HE PASSES OUT ON A BEANBAG.

Wife: "Perry...dinner is ready"

Perry: "BITCH...I told you not to interrupt me when I am in here. I am about to finally beat this little Chinese kid at level 7."

 

[jimbob1019]

I am actually more interested in what he did while he was drunk. He must have really pushed the envelope for NewSpring to fire him. That is basically like the 93 Bulls kicking Jordan off the team, or FDR booting Eisenhower after D-Day, or Baywatch not renewing Pam Anderson's contract. You really have to sit back and ask yourself how far did Perry go in order to get fired.

You're right! They worshipped the ground Perry walked on so it makes you wonder what he did that crossed the line...cause I know it isn't just a case of social drinking. I know several higher-ups on their staff that partake...

I'm figuring he was at the point of brown bagging MD 20/20: Orange Jubilee & they probably found him swimming naked in the baptismal pool at 4 am one too many times...

 

[SWUtigers]

It's a new dead horse though. Mods keep dragging all the other dead horses off behind the barn.

I think it's clear Newspring has infiltrated one or all the mods here. Their tentacles are far reaching.