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  • http://sports.yahoo.com/news/clemso...rated-after-beating-louisville-050430408.html
    Pat Forde at Yahoo Sports 2 days ago

    INSERT TOWN HERE. – Years ago, when Alabama entered the college basketball season No. 9 in the country, famously hilarious coach Wimp Sanderson declared his distrust for that ranking.

    "If we're the ninth-best team in the country," Sanderson said, "I'm a left-handed ham sandwich."

    INSERT TEAM NAME HERE football team currently has the same ranking in the USA Today poll. The Sanderson declaration seems to fit the INSERT TEAM HERE, too. But coach BLANK BLANK did not go ham sandwich here BLANK night.

    INSERT TEAM HERE is undefeated and, at present, overrated. Yet COACH BLANK wasn't here to scoff at the ranking or at his team's difficult, BLANK VICTORY over BLANK. The three opponents the INSERT TEAM HERE have beaten are a combined BLANK competition, but COACH BLANK doesn't do Doubting BLANK or Discouraging BLANK. That's not his style.

    "INSERT COACH QUOTE HERE," BLANK COACH said. "INSERT COACH QUOTE HERE."

    It seemed reasonable to ask how far away INSERT TEAM HERE is from being a great team.
 
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