Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp

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Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple capped off its rollout day by announcing the first ever totally carbon-neutral Uyghur slave camp, to raucous cheers from those gathered in attendance.

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