https://www.washingtonpost.com/vide...240ae6-0f42-11e6-bc53-db634ca94a2a_video.html
Lol. For you haters...
Lol. For you haters...
Drops the Mic
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Kind of neat to see so many Hollywood libs with their heads and hands above the tables because most of the time they're either jerking or sucking each other off for fun.
Kind of neat to see so many Hollywood libs with their heads and hands above the tables because most of the time they're either jerking or sucking each other off for fun.
You wasted 30 seconds of your life coming up with that. Terrible.
Not voting Hillary in 2016. Here's the cliff notes for the TLDW crew:
LIVE THOUGHTS:
Credit to hitting Hillary hard early and the Tubman joke was pretty good.
If Michelle wasn't his wife a great joke would have been about her being able to use which ever restroom she pleases
Solid Supreme Court Jokes
Great joke about not being black anymore
Fantastic joke about Jake Tapper
Great joke about Michelle jumping the fence
Mediocre joke about smoking weed but love the enthusiasm
Strong joke about Dick Cheney (Joe Biden didn't shoot anyone in the face)
Insert a few failed Hollywood jokes
Nice joke about Buzzfeed overtaking WaPo
Took it easy with Priebus joke
Took it way too easy on Kendall Jenner mention...scared approach on any Jenner joke
Helen Mirren is a GILF
Makes joke about Bloomberg not the NYC Billionaire leading a primary, then turns it into a slam against Trump overstating his worth. Well executed
Tells Bernie he looks like a million bucks....aka, 37,000 donations of $27 a piece. Fantastic
Makes joke about Bernie distancing himself from his comrade Obama....solid
Says Hillary trying to appeal to young voters is like your old relative signing up for Facebook
OVER HALFWAY IN HE TRANSITIONS TO REPUBLICANS
States on the dinner menu lots of Republicans wrote in Paul Ryan in place of "steak or fish"
Ted calls hoop a "basketball ring" - does he say "baseball sticks, football hats", but yeah "i'm the foreign one"...solid
Fakes transition to press comments and says "nah, you know I'm gonna talk about Trump"
Surprising that Trump turned down a room full of reporters and cameras
Trump meets with leaders around the world regularly....Miss Sweden, Miss Estonia, Miss Azerbaijan
Trump could close Guantanamo....he knows about running waterfront properties into the ground
Obama says that's enough but doesn't wanna spend too much time on the Donald
Then tells the press he hopes they're proud of themselves for the coverage they've given him
TRANSITIONS BACK TO PERSONAL LIFE:
Weird picture of Michelle gardening
Prospective video about future DC Life...2:00 for one decent birth certificate joke and an awful Obamacare joke but I do appreciate his ability to make fun of himself
After that 2:00 cuts to him and Boehner watching Toy Story followed by talks about drinking early and eating McDonalds
Wolf Blitzer says Obama played 347th round of golf this year
TRANSITION TO SERIOUS PERIOD OF GRATIFICATION TO PRESS
Last 4:00 shows appreciation to press for risking their lives in certain coverage situations. Mentions 5 who risked their lives and are in attendance. Mentioned a guy who survived Iranian imprisonment and is in attendance. Continues to speak of importance of international free American press.
Fundamental ideals of liberal ideals are under attack such as free press...dares press to dive further and take a stance upon what is true
DISCLAIMER: Not voting Dem in 2016
LIVE THOUGHTS:
Credit to hitting Hillary hard early and the Tubman joke was pretty good.
If Michelle wasn't his wife a great joke would have been about her being able to use which ever restroom she pleases
Solid Supreme Court Jokes
Great joke about not being black anymore
Fantastic joke about Jake Tapper
Great joke about Michelle jumping the fence
Mediocre joke about smoking weed but love the enthusiasm
Strong joke about Dick Cheney (Joe Biden didn't shoot anyone in the face)
Insert a few failed Hollywood jokes
Nice joke about Buzzfeed overtaking WaPo
Took it easy with Priebus joke
Took it way too easy on Kendall Jenner mention...scared approach on any Jenner joke
Helen Mirren is a GILF
Makes joke about Bloomberg not the NYC Billionaire leading a primary, then turns it into a slam against Trump overstating his worth. Well executed
Tells Bernie he looks like a million bucks....aka, 37,000 donations of $27 a piece. Fantastic
Makes joke about Bernie distancing himself from his comrade Obama....solid
Says Hillary trying to appeal to young voters is like your old relative signing up for Facebook
OVER HALFWAY IN HE TRANSITIONS TO REPUBLICANS
States on the dinner menu lots of Republicans wrote in Paul Ryan in place of "steak or fish"
Ted calls hoop a "basketball ring" - does he say "baseball sticks, football hats", but yeah "i'm the foreign one"...solid
Fakes transition to press comments and says "nah, you know I'm gonna talk about Trump"
Surprising that Trump turned down a room full of reporters and cameras
Trump meets with leaders around the world regularly....Miss Sweden, Miss Estonia, Miss Azerbaijan
Trump could close Guantanamo....he knows about running waterfront properties into the ground
Obama says that's enough but doesn't wanna spend too much time on the Donald
Then tells the press he hopes they're proud of themselves for the coverage they've given him
TRANSITIONS BACK TO PERSONAL LIFE:
Weird picture of Michelle gardening
Prospective video about future DC Life...2:00 for one decent birth certificate joke and an awful Obamacare joke but I do appreciate his ability to make fun of himself
After that 2:00 cuts to him and Boehner watching Toy Story followed by talks about drinking early and eating McDonalds
Wolf Blitzer says Obama played 347th round of golf this year
TRANSITION TO SERIOUS PERIOD OF GRATIFICATION TO PRESS
Last 4:00 shows appreciation to press for risking their lives in certain coverage situations. Mentions 5 who risked their lives and are in attendance. Mentioned a guy who survived Iranian imprisonment and is in attendance. Continues to speak of importance of international free American press.
Fundamental ideals of liberal ideals are under attack such as free press...dares press to dive further and take a stance upon what is true
DISCLAIMER: Not voting Dem in 2016
It would be easier if you and your friends just shut the f up and thank YOUR commander in chief for all he's done for you. lol. Respect
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Are you really on here cheerleading for a president? How embarrassing.
Not mine douche bag, don't forget where you live. I pay taxes OUTSIDE of the US, thank goodness and loving every minute. There is a reason more people are leaving the US than ever before and that stat will double if Hillary is elected.
But that scenario will play directly into the Dems strategy to increase taxes.
If you really want to travel down this road with me, feel free because I have time but this will be moved to the Round Table.
Are you no longer an American citizen? If no, keep paying taxes elsewhere. Not sure what that is accomplishing. If you are, he's still your commander in chief, idiot.
Not talking about Hillary. I'm not a fan. I'm talking about the current POTUS.
Pretty sure there's a lot more guys cheerleading for people who are only candidates for the presidency. Wouldn't that be worse, smart guy? Good try though...
Are you that dumb? He lives in Mexico, idiot. Everyone knows that.
Opie dreams of being Barry's Monica. Barry is good at one thing. Speeches. Guarantee you Opie was at full 2" mast while expending a tiny tube of vaseline for the duration of that. What's Barry's favorite brand of cigar, Opie?
You do know that you can live in another country and be a US citizen you retard, right? So that means that the president is still your commander in chief. I know personally bc I lived abroad for six years. Smh. You idiots think alike
Thought it was weird how the guy said, "My Nigga" to Obama to end the dinner. I know it's fine when blacks say it to each other, but I still think it makes them look stupid as a whole to keep that word in the forefront.
He could've said "My Honkey" I guess since Obama is just as white as black. Just a strange choice of words.
He could've said "My Honkey" I guess since Obama is just as white as black. Just a strange choice of words.
Not accurate. I'm an independent that will follow whoever I think will do the best for the country. Too bad both the front runners for the 2016 ticket are terrible candidates. I liked Bloomberg as a candidate bc he's more socially liberal and fiscally conservative, which aligns closer to my thought processes. Too bad he's not running, but I understand him not running bc he's thinks if he runs it will increase Trump's odds of winning.
Opie likes fiscally conservative candidates, but worships Barry.
Isn't Bloomberg the guy that tried to take away the right to buy big cups of soda in NY?
I'm a water drinker but I don't think this is Iran, should have freedom. No I think Bloomberg would be worse than Hillary.
I'll give Obama credit, he is funny. I know he didn't write that speech or those jokes, but humor is less about writing a joke and more about how you deliver it. He can deliver a joke.
However, it's unfortunate how stupid our youth have become. Parents have raised their children to have this belief that they are so special and talented, that they can do anything. My parents raised me with those same ideals, but the difference is, they also taught me how to actually go about achieving those goals and dreams, and that if I didn't succeed, it was only my fault. Today, if kids make bad grades or get in trouble in school, they blame the teachers, if kids don't make the team, they blame the coaches. If it wasn't so pitiful and stupid, it would be funny.
So let me tell you something @rladams5 , and all the other "victims" out there, if people hate you, it's not because they have a problem. It's because you suck and you just don't know it because your parents suck too. There are no such thing as "haters", there's only suckers.
I'm not a victim. I'm blessed and fortunate to have great parents who raised my brother and I right, and we were able to take advantage of all the opportunities out there and be successful. And if you think someone is claiming to be a victim and saying their parents suck based off that person posting an article about your President, then you are just ignorant. Grow up and learn how to control your emotions. Pathetic.
Lots of people move out of the country so that the President is NOT their commander in chief. I know personally because I have an IQ above 70 and I have also spent time abroad. Also, @Cabotiger told you that the President is not his. But just continue to ignore blatant evidence and stick by your opinions. You have shown incredible proficiency in that respect.
If you're going to insist on attempting to degrade others and name call on the internet, AT LEAST improve your grasp of the language.
Bingo. Is op serious? Fiscal conservative and an Obama fan. Not buying it.
