There’s not a better way to stay awake during a dead meeting than this move. It’s also a great way to determine how much of an alpha you are at your company.
If you can rip nose hairs out during a meeting, you know you are hot shit at your company.
Father time tells you you’re getting old when....
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There’s not a better way to stay awake during a dead meeting than this move. It’s also a great way to determine how much of an alpha you are at your company.
If you can rip nose hairs out during a meeting, you know you are hot shit at your company.
When you have more hair on your back to cut than you do on your head.
I used to have no back hair, except that patch right above my ass. Now my back looks like Chewbacca.
You’re definitely old when you accidentally sit on your nuts when trying to take a dump
When you have more doctors than friends.
When you have to have multiple pair of glasses...One for each situation
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I no longer trust a fart.
I stand there letting the last drops drip so they don’t drip in my pants.
I have more pairs of reading glasses than I do socks.
I stand there letting the last drops drip so they don’t drip in my pants.
I have more pairs of reading glasses than I do socks.
Multiple trips to the toilet each night
When you call the police on teenagers loitering in your neighborhood.
When you use the phrase “That will certainly help/hurt my property value.
when you find yourself watching a stream of Matlock and say “ Ya know this isn’t half bad”
when you can say “I remember when Ford was coaching”
When you no longer trust a part of your body not for a general lack of strength, but because it literally cannot/will not sustain whatever is happening at any given moment in time.
You break loose some artery plaque grunting too hard on the shitter. Giving you a mild heart attack.
You realize you and your wife are just roommates and the kids will be out of the house in 5 or 6 years.
1. When that hot lady calls you sir.
2. When you look at the media guide and the players are born the year you graduated HS or later.
2. When you look at the media guide and the players are born the year you graduated HS or later.
When your kids give you a book on the history of Clemson University, filled with old black and white pictures, and you realize that you were a student when some of the pictures were taken.
when you realize you can’t make the font on your phone any bigger
I was checking out at target a while back...college age girls in front of me where buying Oreos and wine....
I looked down and I had Advil and a back brace....
I looked down and I had Advil and a back brace....
Thought of another one...
was leaving a 9 o’clock game at littlejohn a few years ago and 2 college kids were talking About where they were going after the game and I was just hoping I could stay awake long enough to get back to Greer.
was leaving a 9 o’clock game at littlejohn a few years ago and 2 college kids were talking About where they were going after the game and I was just hoping I could stay awake long enough to get back to Greer.
Wahl microgroomsman works for the nose and ears very well. I have the same issues...lol.
https://www.target.com/p/wahl-lithi...ear-nose-brow-trimmer-5640-1001n/-/A-15079770
1. Despite the fact that you still compete, your 60 m college time and your current 40 yd dash time are pretty close. A successful day training is when nothing tears/snaps.
2. You don’t know what rapid eyebrow and ear hair growth are until you’re on Propecia to retain your head hair.
