I know, I know, I'm breaking rule #1. Anyway, it was a beautiful day yesterday for football, but even more importantly, for FIGHTIN'!!!
I was so excited to bareknuckle brawl in the concourse! I tossed a few lads down the stairs in section P, and smashed a bloke whilst standing in the line for the urinals. He had it coming! One wiry fella cracked my jaw on the way out of Death Valley so I spent the evening at Urgent Care. I can't wait to hear how many media mates Larry threw hands with in the pressbox.
Of course this is a joke. Everyone was civil and it was a beautiful afternoon. I'm sure someone made a fortune yesterday and that wouldn't have happened if we kept the old rules in place.
Capitalism is a beautiful thing.

I was so excited to bareknuckle brawl in the concourse! I tossed a few lads down the stairs in section P, and smashed a bloke whilst standing in the line for the urinals. He had it coming! One wiry fella cracked my jaw on the way out of Death Valley so I spent the evening at Urgent Care. I can't wait to hear how many media mates Larry threw hands with in the pressbox.
Of course this is a joke. Everyone was civil and it was a beautiful afternoon. I'm sure someone made a fortune yesterday and that wouldn't have happened if we kept the old rules in place.
Capitalism is a beautiful thing.