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I didn’t even hafta use my AK

TequilasForLoss

The Mariana Trench
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Took some flex time, hit the course, gotta thank Jesus
Didn’t break par but hung with friends in the cool breezes
Rolled up to the bar, Clemson softball and a cold Guinness
Slender bartender into me? Just an act. But it’s smoothness
Roll home late, wife not mad, see the softball dub
They beat number one on the road, Tigers quite the club
Flip over to the feed from DKS, Clemson on top
UGA got no flow, Talan Bell just cannot be stopped
Bats find a couple runs, started hittin balls harder
Mahlstedt closed it out with more velo than a Dawg’s Charger
Oh wait, another transfer from the portal comin to our court
Brownell smokin NIL deals like they're shoulder pork
Nightcap comin, and no it ain’t Tanqueray
I gotta say it was a good day
 
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