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Establish dominance if same sex. Identify sexual partners for opposite sex. For @johnhugh its always the latter.

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Why is the Latino construction crew building the new house two doors up still working at 8:00 on a Friday evening?






I salute the work ethic. Missing in most, these days. Most notably the aforementioned @johnhugh.
 
One, I drink high-end liquor.

Two, I don't mix it with a damned thing, except a drop or two of water. Or on the excruciatingly hot days, an ice ball (yes I have the mold).
I don't drink except ever blue moon or so but seen this at a guys house this week and if I could remember his handle I'd tag him. If I did drink I'd get one of these.

"Bartesian" https://bartesian.com


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BARTESIAN
COCKTAILS

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This was fun, and the drinks were very, very tasty. I tried the margarita, the Old-Fashioned, and the Cosmopolitan (over the course of a few days), and they were all bar-quality—if not better. Not too sweet, not too tart. Really, just right.
FORTUNE MAGAZINE

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Now here's an automated home bar that I can drink to.
FORBES

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This is the perfect piece for entertainment. I have not tried all the flavors but everyone I have tried so far have been excellent bar quality really enjoying it worth every dime. Also quick and easy to set up and use.
MADELINE D., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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I bought this for my husband for “fathers day” but really it was a gift for me. I didn’t wait till Father’s Day to give it to him. Absolutely LOVE this!
TYLER S., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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Love this machine so much. Worth every penny and so convenient for when you want a quick drink. Don’t even get me started on the capsules cause they are to die for! Perfect mix for all kinds of drinkers.
JOEY S., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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I didn’t expect the drinks to be so good. I love when people are over they can have whatever they like without getting tons of stuff out. Really think this is a perfect solution to so many things. When you are just to tired to get all the stuff out to mix drinks or whatever. Fun.
BARB, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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I love the Bartesian! It has been wonderful to have such a quick and simple restaurant quality cocktail at the end of the day. The Rum Breeze and Sex on the Beach are excellent. I can’t wait to try the new cocktails coming out soon! I highly recommend this machine!
SARA, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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This is awesome. It’s so easy to make a cocktail in less than 30 seconds and it’s always great. Best thing I’ve ever bought.
LINDA D., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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If you are someone that likes mixed drinks. You will be surprised how perfect this machine is. Makes a perfect cocktail every time. It has 5 stars or great reviews for a reason and that is because it’s as advertised “premium cocktails on demand".
FERNIE, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

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When my husband died I lost my bartender. He could make them all. The Bartesian is an amazing substitute. My girlfriends and I can spend hours talking and trying different drinks. I ran out of Cosmos and had to order more. Will be taking my name off of Match.com-don't need a husband anymore. Thank you!
PAM, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

THE BARTESIAN
Stock your Bartesian with the base spirits: Vodka, Tequila, Whisky, Gin/Rum as well as water. Insert your preferred cocktail capsule into Bartesian. The spirits and water are released, mixing with the cocktail capsule contents while being dispensed. Cocktails, made easy.
 
I don't drink except ever blue moon or so but seen this at a guys house this week and if I could remember his handle I'd tag him. If I did drink I'd get one of these.

"Bartesian" https://bartesian.com


SHOP
COCKTAIL SUBSCRIPTION
BARTESIAN
COCKTAILS

BAR_Badge_06162020_767x.png

BUY NOW
qoutes_small.png

This was fun, and the drinks were very, very tasty. I tried the margarita, the Old-Fashioned, and the Cosmopolitan (over the course of a few days), and they were all bar-quality—if not better. Not too sweet, not too tart. Really, just right.
FORTUNE MAGAZINE

qoutes_small.png

Now here's an automated home bar that I can drink to.
FORBES

qoutes_small.png

This is the perfect piece for entertainment. I have not tried all the flavors but everyone I have tried so far have been excellent bar quality really enjoying it worth every dime. Also quick and easy to set up and use.
MADELINE D., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_small.png

I bought this for my husband for “fathers day” but really it was a gift for me. I didn’t wait till Father’s Day to give it to him. Absolutely LOVE this!
TYLER S., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_small.png

Love this machine so much. Worth every penny and so convenient for when you want a quick drink. Don’t even get me started on the capsules cause they are to die for! Perfect mix for all kinds of drinkers.
JOEY S., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_1_small.png

I didn’t expect the drinks to be so good. I love when people are over they can have whatever they like without getting tons of stuff out. Really think this is a perfect solution to so many things. When you are just to tired to get all the stuff out to mix drinks or whatever. Fun.
BARB, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_1_small.png

I love the Bartesian! It has been wonderful to have such a quick and simple restaurant quality cocktail at the end of the day. The Rum Breeze and Sex on the Beach are excellent. I can’t wait to try the new cocktails coming out soon! I highly recommend this machine!
SARA, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_1_small.png

This is awesome. It’s so easy to make a cocktail in less than 30 seconds and it’s always great. Best thing I’ve ever bought.
LINDA D., VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_1_small.png

If you are someone that likes mixed drinks. You will be surprised how perfect this machine is. Makes a perfect cocktail every time. It has 5 stars or great reviews for a reason and that is because it’s as advertised “premium cocktails on demand".
FERNIE, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

qoutes_1_small.png

When my husband died I lost my bartender. He could make them all. The Bartesian is an amazing substitute. My girlfriends and I can spend hours talking and trying different drinks. I ran out of Cosmos and had to order more. Will be taking my name off of Match.com-don't need a husband anymore. Thank you!
PAM, VERIFIED CUSTOMER

THE BARTESIAN
Stock your Bartesian with the base spirits: Vodka, Tequila, Whisky, Gin/Rum as well as water. Insert your preferred cocktail capsule into Bartesian. The spirits and water are released, mixing with the cocktail capsule contents while being dispensed. Cocktails, made easy.

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