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I know everyone loves catturd so here it is.



Why Me? by Catturd. I'm exhausted - mentally and physically. This Catturd thing has been a 5 year rollercoaster ride. I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations. I don't even know how I got here. I often ask, why me? I have no idea how I've gained such a large following - sometimes I think it's mostly luck. Most the larger accounts on the conservative side have lived a very different life than me. In short, they did most everything right in life, and I did almost everything wrong - lol. You couldn't get a more flawed and imperfect person than me. Although I've never been in trouble with the law, arrested, and only had one traffic ticket in my life - I was aimlessly adrift for many of my early years. I joined the Army at 17-years-old, once my service was over - I basically started immediately screwing up. I was so lost. I had several failed marriages when I was way too young and had no idea what love was. Then I spent over a decade as a hippie musician, growing my hair, carefree, smoking weed, drinking too much, and even using some hard drugs. (I even had a VW hippie van - lol ) I was homeless at one point, living in a tent beside a lake for months. I fought alcoholism pretty hard during these times and still have to watch myself today. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret a moment of my life, because I strongly believe it takes lots of failures to become successful at anything. I finally seemed to get my shit together around the age of 40. It took me long enough - lol. At the age of 54, I decided to join social media for the first time because I suddenly got arthritis in my fingers where I lost the ability to play guitar. I was lost again and needed some kind of artistic outlet. Sometimes I think Catturd saved me in a way. With this reach and when you truly speak your mind, The Left will viscously try to destroy you. YOU MUST BE SILENCED and it never ends. For just giving my honest opinions, I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about me, people come by house and scream obscenities, tons of death threats, and on and on. Everyone I've known for 40 years and many of my family members have been bullied and relentlessly harassed for years. Sometimes I don't know why a screw-up like me was give this much reach. I pray every night I'll use this opportunity the right way to help as many people as possible - and pets. I'm always struggling in which direction to go. I can honestly say, however, the love I get from my followers pushes me through the hard times, when I'm exhausted or down. Whether it's on social media or on our podcast, I try to make people laugh every day to ease the pain of what this country is going through. In closing on this novel, I feel so blessed to have the support and love from so many of you. I don't claim to be perfect, but I'll always give you my raw and unfiltered opinions, right or wrong. I'm not afraid and I'm fighting for this country as hard as I can. All of you saved me - I love you all.
 
I know everyone loves catturd so here it is.



Why Me? by Catturd. I'm exhausted - mentally and physically. This Catturd thing has been a 5 year rollercoaster ride. I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations. I don't even know how I got here. I often ask, why me? I have no idea how I've gained such a large following - sometimes I think it's mostly luck. Most the larger accounts on the conservative side have lived a very different life than me. In short, they did most everything right in life, and I did almost everything wrong - lol. You couldn't get a more flawed and imperfect person than me. Although I've never been in trouble with the law, arrested, and only had one traffic ticket in my life - I was aimlessly adrift for many of my early years. I joined the Army at 17-years-old, once my service was over - I basically started immediately screwing up. I was so lost. I had several failed marriages when I was way too young and had no idea what love was. Then I spent over a decade as a hippie musician, growing my hair, carefree, smoking weed, drinking too much, and even using some hard drugs. (I even had a VW hippie van - lol ) I was homeless at one point, living in a tent beside a lake for months. I fought alcoholism pretty hard during these times and still have to watch myself today. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret a moment of my life, because I strongly believe it takes lots of failures to become successful at anything. I finally seemed to get my shit together around the age of 40. It took me long enough - lol. At the age of 54, I decided to join social media for the first time because I suddenly got arthritis in my fingers where I lost the ability to play guitar. I was lost again and needed some kind of artistic outlet. Sometimes I think Catturd saved me in a way. With this reach and when you truly speak your mind, The Left will viscously try to destroy you. YOU MUST BE SILENCED and it never ends. For just giving my honest opinions, I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about me, people come by house and scream obscenities, tons of death threats, and on and on. Everyone I've known for 40 years and many of my family members have been bullied and relentlessly harassed for years. Sometimes I don't know why a screw-up like me was give this much reach. I pray every night I'll use this opportunity the right way to help as many people as possible - and pets. I'm always struggling in which direction to go. I can honestly say, however, the love I get from my followers pushes me through the hard times, when I'm exhausted or down. Whether it's on social media or on our podcast, I try to make people laugh every day to ease the pain of what this country is going through. In closing on this novel, I feel so blessed to have the support and love from so many of you. I don't claim to be perfect, but I'll always give you my raw and unfiltered opinions, right or wrong. I'm not afraid and I'm fighting for this country as hard as I can. All of you saved me - I love you all.

This is where people get their political opinion and direction from. A mid 50s, multi divorced, washed up wannabe musician who is still working his way through 4th grade grammar. Named Catturd.

Social media folks.
 
This is where people get their political opinion and direction from. A mid 50s, multi divorced, washed up wannabe musician who is still working his way through 4th grade grammar. Named Catturd.

Social media folks.

This is the worst part of Social Media. Once upon the time we would have smiled at him and cpme up with an excuse to walk away from his crazed rantings at a party, all the while warning others not to talk to the weird dude. Now he has a huge following and people post his comments as if he's an expert.

Truthfully, he is only influencing the 50+ white dude just like himself, but those guys make up the vast majority of the Trump Army and are massively easy to sway through social media.
 
My man Catturd doing business. You jealous haters go suck it. I can neither confirm nor deny that Catturd might be on Trump's shortlist for vp.

What Catturd failed to point out was that none of those payments went to Joe nor did they say those payments were illegal. Because It's not illegal for private citizens to make money in other countries, now is it? 🤔
 
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What Catturd failed to point out was that none of those payments went to Joe nor did they say those payments were illegal. Because It's not illegal for private citizens to make money in other countries, now is it? 🤔
Oh hell no!! The big guy got his cut and he made Hunter pay an exorbitant rent on the beach house aka money laundering.
 
This is where people get their political opinion and direction from. A mid 50s, multi divorced, washed up wannabe musician who is still working his way through 4th grade grammar. Named Catturd.

Social media folks.

Correction... "people" don't get their opinions from a guy named catturd. Conservative republican people get their opinions from a guy named catturd,
 
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Mmm hmm, so may theories, so little facts.

The best part of that whole whistleblower testimony was when the "whistleblowers" claimed that Joe Biden directed them to back off the investigation in April 2020.

Some dem pointed out that Biden wasn't president then.
 
The best part of that whole whistleblower testimony was when the "whistleblowers" claimed that Joe Biden directed them to back off the investigation in April 2020.

Some dem pointed out that Biden wasn't president then.
He also said he never meant to imply that he thought Garland was lying, ha.
 
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My man Catturd doing business. You jealous haters go suck it. I can neither confirm nor deny that Catturd might be on Trump's shortlist for vp.

It actually wouldn't surprise me either. Given Trump's picks for key people that he told us were SO SMART AND GREAT. Then a few months later he told us how lazy and stupid they were... This would fit in quite well.
 
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The best part of that whole whistleblower testimony was when the "whistleblowers" claimed that Joe Biden directed them to back off the investigation in April 2020.

Some dem pointed out that Biden wasn't president then.
MTG has done this a few times... Being all pissed off about COVID stuff going on in 2020.
 
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@dpic73 was this you?



So, I was just swatted again during my podcast … the caller pretending to be me told the cops I had caught my wife in bed with someone (I’m not married) that I had killed them both and was going to kill more people. 5 cop cars rushed into the Catturd ranch. Everything has been diffused. Pets are okay - it’s a miracle none ran out of the open gate. The call came from Miami and they’re trying to track them down now. Hopefully they’ll catch the scumbag this time.
 
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@dpic73 was this you?



So, I was just swatted again during my podcast … the caller pretending to be me told the cops I had caught my wife in bed with someone (I’m not married) that I had killed them both and was going to kill more people. 5 cop cars rushed into the Catturd ranch. Everything has been diffused. Pets are okay - it’s a miracle none ran out of the open gate. The call came from Miami and they’re trying to track them down now. Hopefully they’ll catch the scumbag this time.

Absolutely no surprise that this loser isn’t married and has a bunch of pets.
 
@dpic73 was this you?



So, I was just swatted again during my podcast … the caller pretending to be me told the cops I had caught my wife in bed with someone (I’m not married) that I had killed them both and was going to kill more people. 5 cop cars rushed into the Catturd ranch. Everything has been diffused. Pets are okay - it’s a miracle none ran out of the open gate. The call came from Miami and they’re trying to track them down now. Hopefully they’ll catch the scumbag this time.
No but I did poison his kibbles
 
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I there a bigger indictment of the current GOP other than the fact that one of their most prominent leaders is a guy named catturd?

Stating that Catturd is one of the most prominent GOP leaders is not a fact. The biggest indictment of all is Biden being the POTUS.
 
Stating that Catturd is one of the most prominent GOP leaders is not a fact. The biggest indictment of all is Biden being the POTUS.

Many followers would indicate a leader. And apparently he’s well-followed. He’s also linked on this board frequently, so people like Growls consider him a beacon of America First thought leadership.

Remember this is a middle age drifter who never had a decent career and is unmarried. If Donald Trump was to describe such a person, he would call him a “total loser.”
 
Many followers would indicate a leader. And apparently he’s well-followed. He’s also linked on this board frequently, so people like Growls consider him a beacon of America First thought leadership.

Remember this is a middle age drifter who never had a decent career and is unmarried. If Donald Trump was to describe such a person, he would call him a “total loser.”
Elon Musk retweets him, hasn't Trump retweeted him?
 
Many followers would indicate a leader. And apparently he’s well-followed. He’s also linked on this board frequently, so people like Growls consider him a beacon of America First thought leadership.

Remember this is a middle age drifter who never had a decent career and is unmarried. If Donald Trump was to describe such a person, he would call him a “total loser.”
I follow him and agree with a lot of what he posts. Call him whatever, but he seems to be doing ok for himself. I wouldn’t necessarily call him a leader but that’s just my opinion. Surprised some of the board libs aren’t taking offense to saying he’s unmarried. Pretty sure there are a few that would fit that description.
 
I follow him and agree with a lot of what he posts. Call him whatever, but he seems to be doing ok for himself. I wouldn’t necessarily call him a leader but that’s just my opinion. Surprised some of the board libs aren’t taking offense to saying he’s unmarried. Pretty sure there are a few that would fit that description.

Who would be offended by unmarried? It's more the fact that Catturd is a self confessed complete and total loser but somehow the far right idiots love him. If I see someone link him as a source I know that they aren't to be taken seriously. Sources matter.
 
I follow him and agree with a lot of what he posts. Call him whatever, but he seems to be doing ok for himself. I wouldn’t necessarily call him a leader but that’s just my opinion. Surprised some of the board libs aren’t taking offense to saying he’s unmarried. Pretty sure there are a few that would fit that description.

I messed up. Trump would call him a “yuge loser, one of the biggest losers ever, what a disgrace this guy.”
 
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I follow him and agree with a lot of what he posts. Call him whatever, but he seems to be doing ok for himself. I wouldn’t necessarily call him a leader but that’s just my opinion. Surprised some of the board libs aren’t taking offense to saying he’s unmarried. Pretty sure there are a few that would fit that description.
What kind of a woman would marry a dude that admittedly follows and reads a guy named Catturd?

No need to respond… we already know the answer to that question.
 
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There is so much wrong with the Democratic Party it’s hard to choose. We are half outraged and half laughing our asses off pointing at you.
The difference between us is stark and we will have the last laugh at the ballot box. Don't measure the drapes.

 
The difference between us is stark and we will have the last laugh at the ballot box. Don't measure the drapes.

The democrats policies are so bad they are falling apart even while Joe is president.

Win or not, the policies are destined to fail because they are stupid.

BLM - Gone
Harvard - tarnished
DEI - on the ropes, waiting for the knockout punch lawsuit.
Trannies - back to being the laughing stock
Traditional Media Dying - taken a back seat to X
Ukraine Funding - meeting resistance
Immigration - well Joe is winning that battle right now, we will give him that one.


Joe has absolutely no idea whats going on as evidenced by his poll numbers and approval ratings.


Stock market is high, but that doesn’t seem to be enough to fix Joes numbers. Most likely because to his inflationary policies have caused real wages to decline.

I don’t know who wins the presidency, but I seriously doubt the dems let Joe be the candidate. He is awful by even his own parties standards.
 
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The democrats policies are so bad they are falling apart even while Joe is president.

Win or not, the policies are destined to fail because they are stupid.

BLM - Gone
Harvard - tarnished
DEI - on the ropes, waiting for the knockout punch lawsuit.
Trannies - back to being the laughing stock
Traditional Media Dying - taken a back seat to X
Ukraine Funding - meeting resistance
Immigration - well Joe is winning that battle right now, we will give him that one.


Joe has absolutely no idea whats going on as evidenced by his poll numbers and approval ratings.


Stock market is high, but that doesn’t seem to be enough to fix Joes numbers. Most likely because to his inflationary policies have caused real wages to decline.

I don’t know who wins the presidency, but I seriously doubt the dems let Joe be the candidate. He is awful by even his own parties standards.

It's pretty shocking how unaware you actually are. You truly get your news from Catturd and feel like that gives you an understanding of politics across America. Clueless.
 
don’t lecture me on clueless. You don’t know a boy from a girl nor child abuse when it’s under your nose.
 
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