All this Satan worshiping pedifilia world controlling sounds like really hard work too.
I mean wow... keeping a steady supply of young kids to bang sounds like a full time job to me... All the kidnapping, paying people off, covering things up, disposing of the kids afterwards... you can't let them hand around to rat you out right? That sounds like a lot of work to get your freak on...
And what about the Satan worshiping? Is this like a lot like Christian faith... you kind of do whatever during the week, then show up on Sunday morning, sacrifice a goat, pledge faith to the dark lord and then make it home for Sunday dinner with the family? Or do you have a lot of things to do during the week as well. Evil choir practice on Tuesday? Women of the church meeting of Wednesday to practice witchcraft, maybe a Lil' Devil's youth group in there somewhere? An extra Dark Mass on Wednesday night? This could really take up a lot of time to be a "good" Satan worshiper.
And don't even get me started with the controlling the world thing... Wow, what a time sink! Is it just me or does the world seem to not really be in control at all? I mean if there's a group that's controlling everything wouldn't there be some sort of plan? Even if it was just to give themselves more time to bang kids and worship Satan in peace? The world seems pretty chaotic to be under control by anyone right now.