Who here has died and come back to life?
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Everytime I open one of your threads.
Go for the first part as soon as you can, OP
Yeah, I die a little on the inside every time OP starts a thread.
Oh stahp. You pm’d me just last week and said the only reason you still wake up in the morning is to read my posts.
Just a politically correct way of saying KYS
Yunh-huh.
As I've said before, you keep swinging champ. One day you may actually land one.
There was that one time I drank a liter of Jager in one pull, right after I arrived at the '95 Carolina Cup. I don't have any recollection of Jeebus or dead relatives, though. Just me floating over the infield looking down coeds' sundresses.
Called you a dick gobbler.
I was born dead. Fetal distress. They did an emergency c-section, got me out, and got my heart started again. Don’t remember any of it.
I collapsed one time and I’m pretty sure I was in V-Tach. I didn’t die but I was close.
If you don’t remember, then you are no help. OP, gonna have to try it and let us know how it is
Can you talk with the dead? Do you have cool mystical powers. Can you read my mind with espn?
Grew up in Columbia. Spent 9 years in Clemson. Returned to Columbia.
Suffered thru 5 bombs.
Died.
Won Natty.
Won Natty again.
I'd that ain't being brought back to life, I'd like to remain dead.
Went on to learn that I had basically zero circulation on the left side of my heart and minimal amount on the right side. Birth defect that I lived with/through until I was a teenager.
Had emergency triple bypass surgery the next day and the rest is history.
Good times.
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“Would you hold my hand
If I saw you in heaven?
Would you help me stand
If I saw you in heaven?”
-Elton John
In all seriousness, my mother in law flat lined during surgery, and was brought back. Afterwards, she said that she was being drawn to a light but was sent back because her children needed her. I have heard similar stories from others but that one is the most recent.
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
- Meatloaf
This is what Im talking about. Can I have her number?
I had a pulmonary embolism back in October. Same thing cj fuller had but they dont know what caused my blood clots. Heart stopped beating for 7 minutes til they shocked me back. Does that count?
Uh. Yeah. Glad you are here to tell that story my friend.
Not me but a middle school football coach said he did one time. Said it was glorious.
I had a reaction to two types of medicines and a goodies that caused an ulcer to form. The ulcer busted the next morning. I felt weak, but didn't realize what was going on. Went to fix my kid some breakfast and felt light headed. Laid my head in my hands on the kitchen counter and raised up real fast (said something like "shake it off") and don't remember any of it after that. Apparently I started falling back and tried to get my balance until I landed on the couch. I ended up sitting back on the couch with my head looking at the ceiling and laying on the top of the couch making it to where the blood couldn't get out.
I would fake sleep sometimes before school with my kid on the couch, with him on one end and me at the other, so my wife (now ex) thought the gurgling I was doing was fake snoring. She said that she came in the room yelling saying that the kid was going to be late and saw me turning blue and smothering because of internal bleeding. She then called 911, drug me to the floor, followed instructions to get me breathing again, and to get the blood out of my throat, windpipe, and elsewhere. She got the kid to go outside on the porch and direct the ambulance in mainly so he wouldn't see any of it. I woke up sitting in a chair in the kitchen with people all around me. This EMT kept asking me if I wanted to go to the hospital. Ex got pissed and said some words to the lady basically calling her an idiot and she (ex) was saying that I was going and that was the end of it. The EMT said that I had to give my OK since I was awake. I said some bad words that meant heck no female dog and get out of my house. They then realized that I wasn't very coherent and listened to my ex.
I got to the hospital and the doc said that I had lost 4 pints of blood and had "died" for 3-5 minutes. He asked me to stay in CCU a few days and me still being a little out of it said no. He then said, "you just died and had to be brought back to life, so I'd appreciate it if you would stay and let us figure this out". My wife gave me the look so I agreed. They figured out that the mix of meds for a damaged nerve and a goodies caused the reaction. After a few days of ice, broth, and jello I was OK and sent home. That first food (a sub) was the best food I ever tasted after only being allowed the three "foods" above for a few days. Anyway, I pulled through and have never had a goodies since. No bright lights or anything. I don't remember shite. Believe it or not, this is the short version of the story.
I would fake sleep sometimes before school with my kid on the couch, with him on one end and me at the other, so my wife (now ex) thought the gurgling I was doing was fake snoring. She said that she came in the room yelling saying that the kid was going to be late and saw me turning blue and smothering because of internal bleeding. She then called 911, drug me to the floor, followed instructions to get me breathing again, and to get the blood out of my throat, windpipe, and elsewhere. She got the kid to go outside on the porch and direct the ambulance in mainly so he wouldn't see any of it. I woke up sitting in a chair in the kitchen with people all around me. This EMT kept asking me if I wanted to go to the hospital. Ex got pissed and said some words to the lady basically calling her an idiot and she (ex) was saying that I was going and that was the end of it. The EMT said that I had to give my OK since I was awake. I said some bad words that meant heck no female dog and get out of my house. They then realized that I wasn't very coherent and listened to my ex.
I got to the hospital and the doc said that I had lost 4 pints of blood and had "died" for 3-5 minutes. He asked me to stay in CCU a few days and me still being a little out of it said no. He then said, "you just died and had to be brought back to life, so I'd appreciate it if you would stay and let us figure this out". My wife gave me the look so I agreed. They figured out that the mix of meds for a damaged nerve and a goodies caused the reaction. After a few days of ice, broth, and jello I was OK and sent home. That first food (a sub) was the best food I ever tasted after only being allowed the three "foods" above for a few days. Anyway, I pulled through and have never had a goodies since. No bright lights or anything. I don't remember shite. Believe it or not, this is the short version of the story.
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