WTF Texas. You had it. Now we are going to have to hear all year long all about Miami and The Kings of Everything. The U. They are back, football will be great again. A1A with dollah bills, yo. Said No on ever after about 1992. Vanilla Ice is going to deliver a half time show while cruis'n in The 5.0
I could give 2 Royal Shits about this weak and pathetic acc conf, lower case on purpose. Watch Tobacco Brass pimp up Miami for the next 2 weeks.
In the meantime, our spring game has been relegated to the sad and pathetic ACC Sack of Shit Network. Double Shit Fist: only via the ACCN via espn app. So ain't nobody watching. Like Baylor or TCU Spring Game on espnu. Damn we aren't even in that fold. It's already starting.
It wouldn't matter if Patrick Mahommes was our guest qb for a season. SS Swofford is going down, and we are still rearranging deck chairs. We are becoming 3rd page fodder, esp after NIT Fold Job and continued GOR handcuffs.
Now I will say it again. You had one job, Texas.
I could give 2 Royal Shits about this weak and pathetic acc conf, lower case on purpose. Watch Tobacco Brass pimp up Miami for the next 2 weeks.
In the meantime, our spring game has been relegated to the sad and pathetic ACC Sack of Shit Network. Double Shit Fist: only via the ACCN via espn app. So ain't nobody watching. Like Baylor or TCU Spring Game on espnu. Damn we aren't even in that fold. It's already starting.
It wouldn't matter if Patrick Mahommes was our guest qb for a season. SS Swofford is going down, and we are still rearranging deck chairs. We are becoming 3rd page fodder, esp after NIT Fold Job and continued GOR handcuffs.
Now I will say it again. You had one job, Texas.
