TRUMP TODAYWelcome to another edition of Trump Today.
1. The Trump team has filed a lawsuit against Judge Merchan and has asked an Appellate Court to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE delay his criminal trial.
2. The Trump team likewise asked the Court to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remove the gag order for medical reasons - their client can't breathe if he can't seethe.
3. The $175M bond that Trump posted to avoid property seizures, which already looked a little bogus, now smells a lot bogus. We learned it doesn't even guaranty payment on the judgment if the appeal is lost, which is sort of THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.
4. More new polls came out, favorable to Biden. Can you guess who they were NOT favorable to?
5. Trump's gala for billionaires, which the press likes to report raised $50M because pathological liars said it did, did NOT allow press inside. In fact, pretty much the ONLY thing we know is that some billionaire names appeared on an invitation.
6. The self-proclaimed "not smart" Alina Habba was replaced as counsel for Allen Weisselberg.
7. Truth Social's accountants, whose more prestigious clients include the Lingerie Fighting Championships, has a 100% deficiency rate on its audits. ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. DEFICIENCY.
8. Truth Social's stock, or - as Barry Diller would say - the scam invested in by dopes - is down another 10%- although I've been typing this tweet for a bit, so it might be closer to 11%.
AND - as we like to say here at TRUMP TODAY -- the day is still young!