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Tough day for Don the Con

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Sep 5, 2023
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TRUMP TODAYWelcome to another edition of Trump Today.

1. The Trump team has filed a lawsuit against Judge Merchan and has asked an Appellate Court to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE delay his criminal trial.

2. The Trump team likewise asked the Court to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remove the gag order for medical reasons - their client can't breathe if he can't seethe.

3. The $175M bond that Trump posted to avoid property seizures, which already looked a little bogus, now smells a lot bogus. We learned it doesn't even guaranty payment on the judgment if the appeal is lost, which is sort of THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.

4. More new polls came out, favorable to Biden. Can you guess who they were NOT favorable to?

5. Trump's gala for billionaires, which the press likes to report raised $50M because pathological liars said it did, did NOT allow press inside. In fact, pretty much the ONLY thing we know is that some billionaire names appeared on an invitation.

6. The self-proclaimed "not smart" Alina Habba was replaced as counsel for Allen Weisselberg.

7. Truth Social's accountants, whose more prestigious clients include the Lingerie Fighting Championships, has a 100% deficiency rate on its audits. ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. DEFICIENCY.

8. Truth Social's stock, or - as Barry Diller would say - the scam invested in by dopes - is down another 10%- although I've been typing this tweet for a bit, so it might be closer to 11%.

AND - as we like to say here at TRUMP TODAY -- the day is still young!
 
1. He should demand a new judge because the judge and his daughter are corrupt.
2. The gag order was done because Trump was telling the truth about the daughter and the nazi on the bench didn't like it.
3. Looks a little bogus?
4. The race will be close either way.
5. What the matter , you don't like millionaires and billionaires taking up money anymore? Poor baby.
6. He doesn't have to testify at the stormy hoes STFU trial. Of course she can't keep her mouth shut that's for sure.
7 and 8. Well then Trump will lose all that money, we will see.
 
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1. He should demand a new judge because the judge and his daughter are corrupt.
2. The gag order was done because Trump was telling the truth about the daughter and the nazi on the bench didn't like it.
3. Looks a little bogus?
4. The race will be close either way.
5. What the matter , you don't like millionaires and billionaires taking up money anymore? Poor baby.
6. He doesn't have to testify at the stormy hoes STFU trial. Of course she can't keep her mouth shut that's for sure.
7 and 8. Well then Trump will lose all that money, we will see.
1. How the hell are they corrupt? And if they are, why aren't you more upset at Trump's corruption? It's like you can't stand to see him being held accountable for his crimes even though you previously didn't like him. Remember, his own lawyer went to jail for these same crimes.
2. Since you get all your info from the dark side of Xchan, you probably don't know that it's been proven that was not his daughter's twitter account. She ended that account and started a new one and someone else claimed it and started posting like it was her.

Poor little magat come lately

 
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