Alabama Riverboat Brawl. It was a good’un!
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My wife was enthralled with this story yesterday, lol. I was watching golf while she was glued to the videos that kept emerging.
Love the dude that swam over to get involved. He was not going to let that crap stand for another second.
Love the dude that swam over to get involved. He was not going to let that crap stand for another second.
Welp so much for shit you can do in a small town 🤭
Hell yeah. If you have daughters, please teach them not to get in the middle of a brawl when her man is involved. It ain’t gonna go well. Might even get hit over the head with a chair
I started following when Twitter named the dude that swam over to help "Blaquaman". LOL.
If I teach them that dating or marrying a man that gets in brawls is kosher, then I’ve failed spectacularly as a parent.
The dude swimming to the brawl is all-time.
So much trash involved.
Move your damn boat, and jumping a security guard? GTFO!
They fvcked around and found out.
So much trash involved.
Move your damn boat, and jumping a security guard? GTFO!
They fvcked around and found out.
Watched this last night. I’m sure that dock is littered with ferry parking signs. Move the boat.
Some people don’t posses the “you know what, I am wrong” gene.
Some people don’t posses the “you know what, I am wrong” gene.
They looked washout out and drunk. There was no reasoning with them.
Well they found out.
Well they found out.
What a bunch of white trash. I’m in
The whole thing was wild. The people from the pontoon got what they deserved. Jumping a dude is weak—glad other people were there to take out the (white) trash.
I counted a set of Bama bangs for every cracker in that video. Glad to see they got what they deserved.
Man, such a disappointment. The best redneck fight videos start out with the dramatic removal of the t-shirt. It just loses something when they are already shirtless and sunburned.
My favorite part is when the dude brings our the chair wwe style
Don't like the women getting beat up, but they shoulda stayed in the boat
Don't like the women getting beat up, but they shoulda stayed in the boat
They looked like frat boys to me. There's no natural instinct to remove clothing because they never actually fight they just run their mouths. This time I'm guessing there was racist motivation to take it a step further.
Best part was when security guard takes his hat off, then just tosses it in the air
Was wondering if it had definitely been confirmed it was racially motivated or assumed?
I don't see why it would need to be, but even if so, a bunch of black people popped up out of nowhere to back up the security guard. Then again, it's Montgomery, so it might've just been a coincidence.
It's 2023 bruh.. we never confirm. It's always ASSumed.
I hope they put them all in the same holding cell.
Trash on all sides there. Some of that was hard to watch. Like the dude who had the lady by the hair on the ground and was just whaling on her.
@Buzzards Roost so glad to hear this was part of your Selma trip
Trash on all sides there. Some of that was hard to watch. Like the dude who had the lady by the hair on the ground and was just whaling on her.
@Buzzards Roost so glad to hear this was part of your Selma trip
Great point. I've learned as I've gotten older (39 years old) that very few people can actually say it. I honestly think some people are allergic to it.
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No. I was there at the dock on the 4th. This was the 6th. Nobody was within 1000 feet of us. The whole city was deserted. That tour boat/fake steamboat was tied up at its place.
A lot of liquid courage in that video.
What a bunch of punks.
What a bunch of punks.
They were on the riverboat that was trying to dock (and couldn't because the idiots wouldn't move their boat).
Once the boat docked, it was on.
You jump a security/staff person, you probably deserve everything they got.
I'd also wonder what kind of charges they could incur for interfering with the operation of a commercial vessel.
Oh, and one of the guys in the pontoon apparently owns a convenience store in Selma and last night he lashed out on social media saying the store "prefers white money anyway."
Hoooo boy.
Well now we’ve got confirmed racism then lol
Yikes. It did not look like a white money only type of place not to mention what his employees will feel about that. The buffet looked pretty solid to be honest. Also I will add (ignoring the previous comment) I don't necessarily think it started because of anything racist. I have to believe the guys in the boat were pretty drunk. The way the fight started with that guy just jumping at the security guard was kind of weird. Then a lot of people that got off the boat that was fighting once it was able to dock was crew along with the kid that jumped in the water and swam over he was also crew on the boat. I think the guy that hit the woman with the chair which was a lot to much was a passenger on the boat who was probably intoxicated also. This is all speculation outside of the fact that many of those guys fighting were crew and staff.
Most of your posts I think to myself what an idiot. This confirms it you racist POS.
Yikes is right... I prefer my money green. I gotta say that this thread delivers. The spokeswoman for video was the greatest.
The funniest part was the white guy that jumped in the water to get away from the brothas since he assumed they cant swim.
Looks to me that white trash gave black thugs a license to act like the thugs they're bred to be. This site is now dead to me and my subscription is canceled.The funniest part was the white guy that jumped in the water to get away from the brothas since he assumed they cant swim.
Just laugh man. Literally everyone in this thread is getting along. No one saying anything harsh. All good fun.
No need to cancel.
Easy, bro. I'm a cracker myself.
Nobody will miss you.
