Nose hairs are the worst. Still haven’t found a solid nose hair trimmer. You ever gotten your nose hair waxed? Thinking bout it
Father time tells you you’re getting old when....
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I havent searched. I usually play a game where I see how many I can rip out with my fingers in one pull. Usually at stop lights.
And try not to let your eyes water!
Knees start sounding like a bunch of mousetraps going off when I squat
Or putting your socks on
When I have to ask people to quiet down when I used to be 100 times louder in my 20’s.
You have to do several bounces to get yourself up off your couch.
Instead of holding it down not to pee in face, holding it up not to pee in boots!
When you get sore after going bowling or playing kickball.
100% do it. Infinitely better than plucking individually or trimming it.
Good news. When you get a little older your eyesight goes and you can't see the hairs anymore. Problem solved.
Did you get some hottie at the salon to do it or one of those self things from Walgreens? Both have pros and cons. Like I don’t want to seem like a bitch at the salon but I don’t wanna take off my upper lip either
When you lose 25 yards off your driver
You are old when ya remember Charlie Waters playing for the Dallas Cowboys
when you remember that time the coots last beat us
Head hair loss is a myth. It just migrates down your head and body.
I worked with Charlie Waters at CU summer of 69
Bro if I sneeze too hard my whole body hurts for like 30 seconds. Its awful.
Ditto. Don’t stare at me I’m invisible in my car.
I knew I was old when I noticed that all of the girls I was looking at in public had kids.
When your kids start getting social security. Not there yet but that’s when you know you’ve arrived.
Eyebrows, nose....don't get me started. And shit hurts where you didn't know you had shit.
Getting old ain't for p***ies. My Dad's line, not mine.
When you have enough doctors to field a slow pitch softball team.
The hairs you used to pluck on the tops of your ears turn grey and you struggle to find them.
When you think Jane Pauley is HOT
For me, zipper unzipped half the time... and doesn't even embarrass me anymore.
-Been dealing with back, nose and ear hair for 15 years
- Thinking I’m running the neighborhood at a pretty good clip and young women start passing me. Look at Apple Watch and see 11’10” per mile
-Can’t even touch the rim
-Can’t stay awake for even a close night game
- Many other things I can’t think of (that’s another one) but the king of them all is the fact that the dropping of a deuce is more exciting than the Times Square balldropping. Especially if no blood.
- Thinking I’m running the neighborhood at a pretty good clip and young women start passing me. Look at Apple Watch and see 11’10” per mile
-Can’t even touch the rim
-Can’t stay awake for even a close night game
- Many other things I can’t think of (that’s another one) but the king of them all is the fact that the dropping of a deuce is more exciting than the Times Square balldropping. Especially if no blood.
When you don’t feel completely back to normal until Wednesday morning after a mega Saturday night of drinking.
Take a bath and your sack floats to the top.
When your doctor says, “someone of your age...”
When I’m coaching my son’s football team and tear my Achilles tendon running out onto the field!
Sonofabitch....that just happened to me yesterday
When you think you are finished peeing so you put it back up only to feel warm piss running down your leg
This is the winner for me. It’s shocking.
Around my 50th birthday, I hit a pot hole and felt something pop. I pulled a rib muscle. It’s been downhill ever since.
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