I know you are doing a little bit of satire here, but I say in almost every case when I liberal accuses the conservative side of something, the themselves are what they accuse others. Such as ANTIFA supposedly being anti-Fascists, and their very websites and actions certainly indicates that they are Fascists is some degree. ANTIFA is certainly made up of communists and Marxists, but I imagine there is some Fascists ideology incorporated in there. BLM used to have (and may still have?) on the website that they were Marxists.
I will have to give you communists and Marxists some credit. You stick together, and in a Fascists way all agree and march in step similar to the 'Heil Hitler' and high-stepping Fascists. Also similar to the high-stepping Russians. The conservatives continue to still squabble amongst each other, the we have the sect of Republicans (RHINOs) who are essentially in bed with you communists and Marxists. I spent 9 years in the army in combat arms and know the benefits of working together and strategizing together. You people agree on almost every point no matter how bad it may be. If you agree that taking a bat to a baby at birth and clubbing it like a seal, well heck, you all pick up a bat start clubbing. Every Fake News outlet all in unison say the same things down to the words and sentences on a story. That is some light level of brainwashing. You drink the Kool-aid and look intensely at the swinging pocket watch. So I'll give you a pat on the back for being able to be influenced.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” ~
Joseph Goebbels