Let me just put this out there. The only mixed drinks acceptable to order at a bar

[BAnksMcFadden]

Are
Margaritas
Rum, bourbon and coke it ginger

If you are ordering anything else and have a penis, the bar should have neon lights and dudes dancing in speedos in cages.

Also a metric fvck load of bud light,

Rant over

 

[WinstonW101]

This is even terrible for op

 

[kingkyle1008]

Where is @johnhugh when you finally need him

 

[mantan]

Where is @johnhugh when you finally need him

I’ll answer for him. Zima or a hard seltzer. Pinky extended.

Take a lap and sober up, op.

 

[ReserveTiger]

b

 

[tigers4381]

Are
Margaritas
Rum, bourbon and coke it ginger

If you are ordering anything else and have a penis, the bar should have neon lights and dudes dancing in speedos in cages.

Also a metric fvck load of bud light,

Rant over

All the people that post under this handle are douche rockets.

 

[GoodWord28]

I mean if I cant walk around target in my MAGA hat drinking bud light while reading an Amanda Gorman poem….I dont want it.

 

[TICrack]

My grandpa taught me to drink my whiskey neat or on the rocks and preferably scotch. In our weakest moments, maybe a splash of water.

Ironic op since bud light—and any light beer for that matter—is clearly only for chicks

 

[Jjh7]

the kinda thing uncultured swine who've never watched the sun set on the amalfi coast with an aperol spritz say.

 

[Clem'sSon]

Single Malt Scotch with one to two drops of spring water. As close to a mixed drink as I'll get.

 

[Chrisd4cu]

OP told he’s never had or heard of an “Old Fashioned” with out telling us.

Sad 😢

 

[Klaus Schwab]

Op just outed himself as a trash redneck.

 

[Howard's Jock]

Op just outed himself as a trash redneck.

That’s old news

 

[petegroove]

the kinda thing uncultured swine who've never watched the sun set on the amalfi coast with an aperol spritz say.

Or a hot piazza in Firenze. A Negroni is nice if you want something with a little more juice.

 

[MoneMan]

Op just outed himself as a trash redneck.

Says from Greenville, but I am guessing closer to Westminster. 🤔


PS: you brought this one TI brother

 

[jimbob1019]

My Grandad’s drink of choice was Scotch & water…hold the water…

I strive everyday to be like him…

 

[StoneyBalogna]

My advice to the kids is to drink whatever they want and stick with drugs that grow.

 

[CouldBeDabo]

Glad I stopped by.

 

[cemtiger]

OP told he’s never had or heard of an “Old Fashioned” with out telling us.

Sad 😢

This

 

[OrangeTigerTower]

Vodka water and a lemon

Or bourbon straight

 

[BAnksMcFadden]

This is even terrible for op

Uh oh we got a sideways text guy

That checks out

 

[BAnksMcFadden]

This

Imo you don't drink old fashions in "bars" more of a restaurant type deal.

 

[TheValley91]

If someone has to share their account with multiple others to afford it, then yeah no one should take any of their posts seriously.

 

[tgrharley]

Are
Margaritas
Rum, bourbon and coke it ginger

If you are ordering anything else and have a penis, the bar should have neon lights and dudes dancing in speedos in cages.

Also a metric fvck load of bud light,

Rant over

Only 2 I order are Old Fashioneds and Gin and tonic. Let's dance!

 

[Bmoore2158]

I’m ordering an Amaretto Sour, a cran-grape with vodka, or I’m just taking shots of whatever you pour. y’all can mock me if you want. But I got a beautiful wife and 3 sons and like what I like. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[firegiver]

The margaritas at pinkies tonight were trash. We switched to mojitos and it was amazing

 

[BAnksMcFadden]

I’m ordering an Amaretto Sour, a cran-grape with vodka, or I’m just taking shots of whatever you pour. y’all can mock me if you want. But I got a beautiful wife and 3 sons and like what I like. 🤣🤣🤣

Rules

 

[cemtiger]

Imo you don't drink old fashions in "bars" more of a restaurant type deal.

You do you.

 

[Jjh7]

Or a hot piazza in Firenze. A Negroni is nice if you want something with a little more juice.

also a delight. those come out after the sun's down tho...take the brakes off too early and i'll be waffled doin laps in the fountain of neptune

 

[tigersurg]

I kinda like a gin and tonic

 

[essoclemsontiger]

Folks should drink whatever the hell they want.

 

[Hkytiger]

Are
Margaritas
Rum, bourbon and coke it ginger

If you are ordering anything else and have a penis, the bar should have neon lights and dudes dancing in speedos in cages.

Also a metric fvck load of bud light,

Rant over

Eat a wiener op

 

[PawJourney]

I mean if I cant walk around target in my MAGA hat drinking bud light while reading an Amanda Gorman poem….I dont want it.

Your outfit is complete only if you're "tucked in" your swimsuit.

Target’s Pride collection features ‘tuck-friendly’ swimsuits for adults, not kids

CLAIM: Target’s Pride collection features a bathing suit for kids that is labeled “tuck-friendly.” AP’S ASSESSMENT: False.

apnews.com

 

[southerncaltiger]

Dirty, wet, Bombay Sapphire martini’s and Sazaerac’s with Rye, like they are supposed to be.
Come at me; hope your pain threshold is high & long-term disability coverage is good.

 

[tigertexan]

…and Ranch Waters

 

[d-tiger45]

Titos and club soda is good.
Ranch water is good.
3 fingers of bourbon and an ice cube is great

 

[TON]

Best drink in the world is top shelf tequila on the rocks garnished with about 3.5 grams of mushrooms. Serendipity!

 

[bigREDDDDD]

Best drink in the world is top shelf tequila on the rocks garnished with about 3.5 grams of mushrooms. Serendipity!

Thats an eighth for ye cultured folk

 

[Ltb378]

I’ll answer for him. Zima or a hard seltzer. Pinky extended.

Take a lap and sober up, op.

Ha, Zima .. remember people dropping jolly rancher and now laters in those

 

[JagermeisterTiger]

My advice to the kids is to drink whatever they want and stick with drugs that grow.

Yes, like heroin.