Let me just put this out there. The only mixed drinks acceptable to order at a bar

[StoneyBalogna]

Yes, like heroin.

One more season with DJ and I may have tried it…

 

[scotchtiger]

Remember ordering run and cokes in high school and bourbon and gingers in college. Knowing the OP isn’t still in college, this post wreaks of PWT.

 

[santee]

Always amazes me when people think they are badasses if they drink a certain way