Doesn't really help. Based on my experiences, every time you drop a really stinky bomb, one or a couple of the ladies will come in the office with a question or conversation.
Silent Farting Chair Recommendations...
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Doesn't really help. Based on my experiences, every time you drop a really stinky bomb, one or a couple of the ladies will come in the office with a question or conversation.
This thread doesn't take the pain out of being No. 5 . But our Tigers will unleash their fury this week and it wont be fart gas!
For that other, just start sniffing as hard and as fast as you can without passing out. Eventually you will have filtered enough of the aerosol s**t particles to eliminate the smell.
If someone catches you doing this just pretend that you were sneezing.
I told my then teenage son many years ago to never marry a woman that wouldn't fart in front of him. Its not Christian to be selfish that way.
Glad to say he's getting hitched in two weeks. He found one just like his momma.
Glad to say he's getting hitched in two weeks. He found one just like his momma.
Dammit! I held them in all day now at home and ripping them one after another. Was probably getting laid tonight but that's going to be in jeopardy now.
After this thread I believe we will extend our winning streak past 100.
if no one can see you, slip your hand down the back of your pants. Grasp a bare butt cheek and open it up away from the other, making your butthole go. Then let the fart out carefully. Most densities will come out with a subtle "woosh". Beware though, in rare cases you'll still have sound.
I’ve missed you, my old friend.
If you haven’t developed/mastered the art of of letting your fart NEARLY escape, holding for a moment, and then relaxing the anus to generate the 100% silent killer, I don’t know what to tell you other than you should probably work on your sphincter control.
Of course, your office will still smell like barnyard for pretty much all day, so you won’t be fooling the office hotties one bit.
Of course, your office will still smell like barnyard for pretty much all day, so you won’t be fooling the office hotties one bit.
Air horn. Just make up some random BS (to motivate). I, personally, would just let off. You only have to worry if a lady tells you afterwards, " sounds better after I got some working on it". Strange times my friends
I came to this thread to find silent farting chair recommendations, and am now leaving disappointed
That would be an unfortunate G & L, esp when a good distance to a private dumper. Might have to carefully abandon ship on them stank draws, stat
I would go Hi-Tech with The Original Shreaddies Flatuence Filtering Underwear -
https://www.myshreddies.com
and just to be sure, combine wearing those with one of those Imported Bamboo Butt Mufflers off Amazon (just search) on my seat.
https://www.myshreddies.com
and just to be sure, combine wearing those with one of those Imported Bamboo Butt Mufflers off Amazon (just search) on my seat.
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