Supposedly, Dudley had his phone on speaker when he called kirby.
kirby: hello
dudley: hey coach, I wanna come play for the dawgs.
kirby: why you leaving Clemson?
dudley: I took some pics of players junk for a prank.
kirby: well, that ain't no big deal... 2 ?'s for you... 1. you like to drive real fast?
dudley: uh, yeah maybe.
kirby: ok. 2. you wanna take pics of assaults instead of junk?
dudley: what?
kirby: click.
kirby: hello
dudley: hey coach, I wanna come play for the dawgs.
kirby: why you leaving Clemson?
dudley: I took some pics of players junk for a prank.
kirby: well, that ain't no big deal... 2 ?'s for you... 1. you like to drive real fast?
dudley: uh, yeah maybe.
kirby: ok. 2. you wanna take pics of assaults instead of junk?
dudley: what?
kirby: click.
