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Hey guys. My Northwood Little League team is playing on ESPN Tuesday at

3:00 in the semi final of the southeastern regional. We have beaten North Carolina and Tennessee in the last 2 days. Two games away from going to the Little League World Series. One of our other coaches is a TI member and a bunch of the kids' dads are TI members. Tune in and pull for us. I still can't imagine being on ESPN at 12 years old.

OT....My wife has been really Jonesing for another....

dog. My wife is stubborn. She sets up parameters how we acquire our new dog. She/we want a Poodle mix. The dog has to be 2 or less. The dog comes from Rescue, private seller or a re-homing of the dog.

2 weeks ago I drove her to Houston and we just missed on a little fella. That has happened multiple times in the past few months. She has been seriously disappointed. Then we found Harvey.

Harvey is ours.....if we get along when we meet. We drive to New Braunfels ( I love the Texas Hill Country) Wednesday. He's 2. He's a Labradoodle. A mass of grey curls. I named him Harvey.

Keep your fingers crossed for us. This would raise El's spirits to equal her hopes. I kind of like him already.

Universal Laws

1 . Law of Mechanical Repair 
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and
you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability
- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath 
- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 
 

7. Law of Close Encounters
- The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result
- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
AND Visa versa!

9. Law of Biomechanics 
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance, or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, and stay to the bitter end.

11. The Coffee Law
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers
- If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces 
- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument
- Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance
- If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16. Law of Public Speaking
-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy 
- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or possibly it will be replaced by the “NEW & IMPROVED”, if the store continues to sell it!

18. Doctors' Law
- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

The Law of Television Entertainment
As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be cancelled.

Some Numbers on Our Newest Projections

Paul projected LB Sammy Brown to Clemson on Sunday afternoon, while in today's MMI he projected WR Bryant Wesco. Both these guys are stars in other sports, so I decided to compile some of their numbers and give a point of reference for how good they are.

Sammy Brown
6’2, 230

2x State Championship Wrestler
10.70 in the 100m dash. For comparison, Eagles WR and Heisman winning WR Devonta Smith ran a 10.67 at 170 lbs. Sammy, once again, weighs 230.
21.82 200m dash. Braylon Staley, an SC track and field star and Clemson target, ran a 21.63 at State’s. Same ballpark.
23’ 3” long jump, good for 4th in the GA 4A meet. D1 standard is 22'0' to 24'0"
395 lb bench press
600 lb squat
365 lb power clean

Bryant Wesco
6’2, 170

47’ 3.25” triple jump. The NCAA D1 standard for a triple jump is 42”-51” according to this.
22’ 7.75” long jump. The NCAA D1 standard for a long jump is 22’0” to 24’0”.
6’6” high jump. The NCAA D1 standard for a high jump is 6’4” to 7’0”
He runs the last leg in both the 100 and 200m races, which splits aren’t available but indicates he is the fastest on his stacked team.

How to get new designer clothes free

I keep seeing the West Coast rule of steal around $950 or less and you will not be prosecuted

The epiphany came upon me that get a job at a really nice clothing store and each day about closing time simply steal $950 worth of clothes or have someone walk out for you

In a week inna big store that hardly would notice the shrinkage you could average $6,750 a week or over the year $ 346,750 worth of stuff

Even if not employed there just walk in and steal that much every day

That dollar amount is ludicrous along with no student loan repayments, no rent payments, food stamps, Medicaid and other entitlement programs

A person based on this could hit up at 1/2 million dollars of stuff in a year

Tell me how I am wrong on this
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UGASports.con has to have the dumbest posters on Rivals. After reading their board,

Those sidewalk, slackjawed, inbred, mouthbreathers think they are gods gift to earth. They have two championships with asterisks. Bamas top 2 wrs get injured and wr3 drops the game winning TD. Kirby gets one. They face TCU who has G5 talent and they win another.


They really are a Cadillac outside the shack fanbase.
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