Anyone near Lebanon Univ Medical Center?

[CU Alumnus]

Re: Next mission is underway

Originally posted by Smiling_Tiger:

Originally posted by appalachiatiger:
i got erica's rv from storage. we are going to take it soon.

erica and 2 of her friends want to ride out with me.

i gotta wait til the dizzyness stops and the cloudiness

thought that would be done by now

then find a doc who could pull the staples out- guess i could do that myself

with a mirror needlenose pliers and bottle of whiskey!

and we need $900'for gas lol

Don't know if you are serious or not but DON'T DO THAT. You can seriously screw up your head that way. I got 7 in my scalp on Jan 2 and the doctor was adamant about it. They have a special tool they use for it. If you do it wrong, you will essentially tear out pieces of your scalp taking them out.

You can go to any doc-in-the-box urgent care place and they'll take them out quick and cheap.

Have you been reading this thread?

Do you really think anyone would notice? Or that it could get any worse?

This post was edited on 7/2 3:49 PM by CU Alumnus

 

[BlackCat1220]

Originally posted by OrangeForever:
What in the f am I reading
Posted from Rivals Mobile

I just now read this post. This was my first thought. Don't know why it took so long but I'm about to scroll near the end to see if this ish is real. It can't be.

 

[TAINT_PAINT]

Originally posted by appalachiatiger:
yep hanging in there

concussion symptoms getting better

starting to go thru all the systems on the r

know i need a serpentine belt so far

and looking for a clinic in asheville to get the staples out

GOOD TO HEAR YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

CAN YOU PLEASE COMPARE/CONTRAST ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS (G.O.A.T.) THREAD? I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE PHYSICAL AND METAL ATTRIBUTES AND DOWNFALLS OF AMANDA, ERICA, DARCY'S MOM, ETC.

 

[TouchDown!Tigers!]

Re: cound an earlier text prior to her taking it


there couldnt be a better anti drug message than this

 

[Chipwin]

For a recap and with regrets to David Allan Coe....

Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote this song

And he told me it was the perfect country and western song

I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the

Perfect country and western song because he hadn't said
Anything at all about hippies or vans or tools or hospitals or gettin' High

Well he sat down and wrote another verse to this song

And he sent it to me and

After reading it I realized that my friend had written the

Perfect country and western song

And I felt obliged to include it on this album

The last verse goes like this here

Well I was stoned the day the hippie girl saved my life,
While we were hauling my brother's tools in my van,
But before I could get to the hospital in my bare feet,
She grabbed my damned ole iPad and then she ran.

(all together now) AND I'LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME...

 

[tiger orange]

Re: Next mission is underway

I saw a man pry out his tooth with a nail. Drove it in with a hammer and pried it right out. So I think you should be able to take out your staples.

 

[acwill07]

Re: cound an earlier text prior to her taking it

Originally posted by 96tigergrad:
I need a Chris/Larry/Paul appearance and this thread can be locked IMO

You shut your whore mouth! This thread can never be locked!

 

[appalachiatiger]

look guys im glad u r getting a kick out of my life right now

glad i can provide u with some humor

just not so humorous from this side

ive gotten myself in a real pickle for sure

could happen to any of tou at anytime

all it takes is one major health problem to break any of u

so laugh now but be careful u could be wipes out too

hopefully my story will make u realize its not easy to start over from scratch

 

[chapintiger]

This should be a cautionary tale to us all. It just goes to show you that one week and a busted head can begin a downward spiral that may never end. In one week appalachia went from...

and now Darcy is like this...

This post was edited on 7/3 4:10 AM by chapintiger

 

[yemassee]

Appalachia,

I am not finding humor,at your expense, but rather just want to know what happens. Hope all is well on your end.

 

[TAINT_PAINT]

Originally posted by yemassee:
Appalachia,

I am not finding humor,at your expense, but rather just want to know what happens. Hope all is well on your end.

2ND THIS. I HAVE TO KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS.

 

[coldbud1994]

I think this story could use a Jasper Beardly appearance

 

[acwill07]

Originally posted by appalachiatiger:
look guys im glad u r getting a kick out of my life right now

glad i can provide u with some humor

just not so humorous from this side

ive gotten myself in a real pickle for sure

could happen to any of tou at anytime

all it takes is one major health problem to break any of u

so laugh now but be careful u could be wipes out too

hopefully my story will make u realize its not easy to start over from scratch

I know that you see the humor in all of this.

 

[santee]

Originally posted by appalachiatiger:
the story:

my brother wanted his construction equipment in utah and i wanted to go visit

one of my gf and her friends wanted to go along for ride

i strapped all his tools to my rack on to of the van monday morning in asheville

ran a few other errands and picked them up and we headed west

so i started at 6am- finally got to lebanon tn around 10ish i guess

i was stretching my neck and shoulders and the oner where u wheel around

your head in circles something popped in my neck and i got a sensation down both arms

then i started to get dizzy and faint

i told amanda i needed to pull over that i was passing out

i started over and let foot off gas

thats the last thing i remembered

i came to slumped over steering wheel

amanda was driving and antonia had her hand on the brake pedal

i moved the gear to park and looked out the window- i was really delirious

saw that we were sideways in the westbound lanes of i40 blocking both lanes

so i said we gotta go we r holding up traffic

they said we are going nowhere and that i need to get out of van

again. i should have listened to my instinct and got van out of road

i may have been delirious but i was conscious enough to move the van

anyway i listened to the. and tried to make my way to the side doors that were open

apparently standing up got me really dizzy and i fell out of van and busted my head on the pavement

out for a bit- came too sat up and really banging head and had to puke like it was nobodys business

as i was puking noticed the blood dripping i to puke so i was like fukk

anyway i got ok enough to sit up and then i saw a cop who was asking me 100 questions

after a bit a stretcher showed up and i was in back of ambulance

then the whole er situation where they released me in crappy condition

i told the doctor i could stand up without passing out he said do your best


he left so i worked my way up and got to the wall and followed the wall to the exit

without the wall i wouldnt havemade it outside

sat on the smokers bench and realized i had on a bloody and puky t shirt and shorts and no shoes

guess this was around 2-3ish

i had my iphone and the discharge papers and tow slip

i used google maps to see where my van was and it was 6.3 miles

so i didnt want to walk it thought maybe someone on ti was nearby

thats how this post started

since no one was nearby and they wanted me to leave i decide around 4-5 to start walking

they were nice enough to let me sit on that been for a couple hours

walked barefoot to van location and guy said he wouldnt take a credit card

$185 for van- i asked him where was the rack from the top of my van

he said no rack was at scene- says on police report

i ask the cop where the rack was and he said no debris in wreck zone

apparently someone stole my rack before the cops got there

or the cops and tow truck crew are crooked

im going to call the fire dept that showed up and ask them

a 6 foot by 12 foot tack loaded with $3000 worth of tools, all my clothes,

and all my soccer officiating gear $1200 could just vanish

so i had to leave tow buidling and hke to wal mart next to do a moneygram from my parents

it was only a mile or so


got the cash went back and got my van and went straight to wreck site to find my stuff

all vanished- so im calling fire dept and highway patrol

think im dealing with some crooked badges in lebanon

no tickets tho he did bust up amandas pipe

looking for stuff in that hot sun i. the tall weeds got me dizzy and woozy

the trucks and cars flying by didnt help

so i was like screw it and hauled ass back to asheville

live to fight another day

Sorry but there are so many BS holes in this story its ridiculous. My bet is you were somewhat uncooperative at the ER and likely left AMA if you were ever there. Absolutely no friggin way a hospital lets someone with a head injury leave when they have to crawl up the wall to stand up , have no transportation, and are from out of town.

The police and fire people saw none of your stuff at the scene,you claim it was in dense vegetation, yet the DOT who gets there later finds in in the east bound lane against a barrier. Cops were obviously blind.

 

[vdoc]

I kinda want to try to find Amanda's videos. They must be pretty epic.

 

[avengermg73]

What's Amanda's video blog name?

 

[appalachiatiger]

nice try

for me to give u that info will cost some money lol

but i was cleaning out the van yesterday and found another pipe, weed, and some hash

looks like amanda was no hero- she was just saving herself then tryng to make her drugs
look like mine

women!

 

[avengermg73]

Come on, let's make her famous!



This post was edited on 7/4 8:10 AM by avengermg73

 

[BlackMtn]

There is some good H going around Asheville apparently.

 

[longcreektiger]

How's the trip going, apptiger?

Do you plan to pick up any hitch hikers?

 

[jeffcoat]

Gotta keep us up to date App. Have you left yet in the RV?

YES. Page 7

This post was edited on 7/4 10:02 PM by jeffcoat

 

[BroMontana]

I was in the Dominican Republic for the past week and a half and just got back. Took me about an hour to read this whole thing and I've shared it with 4 people already. Epic. Also probably not true but legendary stuff.

App next time I'm in Asheville I'm rolling us a j

 

[appalachiatiger]

im up for that

i heard the wrap is tight in the dominican

 

[appalachiatiger]

ps

i will bring a handful of hippy chicks for u to choose one of your own to begin your epic adventure lol

 

[appalachiatiger]

ps

i will bring a handful of hippy chicks for u to choose one of your own to begin your epic adventure lol

for that matter choose 3- the more the merrier fhe adventure

 

[appalachiatiger]

hey jeffcoat

been hanging low up here in the wilderness while my drivers license gets mailed

also waiting on car registration, insurance card both mailed to parents

i gotta have those documents before i can really drive anywhere

still got the staples- have no money and no drivers license

once the documents are here i will make a b line to there house to pick up

hope i dont run into any cops lol

and i gotta get the staples pulled out soon- i hole on same trip mon or tues

o and now i need to get a cavity filled- starting to ache a bit- bummer lol

but the trout is plentiful in the rivers and there is a natural spring less than a 4 mile walk

i can make that hike every day and back for 4 gallons

keeps me moving- still got some dizziness spells- esp when i reach over my head

so basically im hanging out in the wilderness til my documents and erica get here

erica should be here mon or tue

natalie still will not let me speak to my son- i ask everyday

amanda has agreed in principle to:

1. return my ipad thru her grams

and in exchange a brand new blackberry tablet

she doesnt trust me for some reason

blackberries , juniper berries. and blueberries soon

great sauces for trout!

 

[appalachiatiger]

Re: cound an earlier text prior to her taking it

yea i would expect all rubber type parts will need replacement

its a 1998 with only 11,000 miles

probably still has all original parts u know

 

[appalachiatiger]

this hasnt been a one week process

my thyroid shutdown last year

the doctors spent 6 months trying to figure out what was wrong

thyroid must be last thing in maine they look for

anyway i had to leave work and the medical bills got enormous

just got alot worse in last week tho

 

[BroMontana]

Nm
This post was edited on 7/5 9:58 AM by Spillertime28

 

[tiger orange]

Hey App.
I saw a dude pry his tooth out with a hammer and nail no pain meds or liquor. I am sure all u needs for your staples is some shrooms and your pliers. You can do it.

 

[appalachiatiger]

thanks but i know a guy that knows a guy

bottle whiskey for barter-

 

[appalachiatiger]

amanda turning the corner

I am in utah. You did not come and get it so i left. Its not my job to get it to you. As for the pipe, what does that have to with with anything? Nothing. So yea good job. I did not steal anything. You gave that to me and then expected me to go out of my way to make sure you got it back. Your right i did save myself but in the process i saved you. Do what you feel you have got to. I did not steal anything. You cant tell someone to get something and then when they do not jump to go out of their way to get it to you call them a thief. I had no intention of taking that and for you to even say that is silly. I had just met you and the only reason it was in my possession was because you put it there. So do what you feel you must, i have been out of town and will remain out of town. Your i grown adult, do not leave it up to me to get your things to you, thats on you.

You are making up things to back up your claim. I did not steal anything and wish you never told me over one time to make sure i grabbed it. Your wrong making up things and then bringing my pot smoking into it? I have texts with you asking me to get the pot telling me it was my only mission for the trip. And honestly it has nothing to do with the object we are speaking of and i am sure my fingerprints are on it but guess what so are yours. I packed two bowls for us before i rolled us a blunt and you passed out.

You cant just tell someone to grab something and then when they get home expect them to take it anywhere. I have no car and no way to bring it to a post office. I told you i had it and you could come get it. You decided to sit on your ass tossing demands for things that you claime are yours. You cant just call someone a thief over that. I did not steal it you told me to grab it so that knocks the foundation out from beneath your whole claime and also gives me the right to counter sue for slander. I would be more than happy for you to drive your ass to tennessee and get what you are so obsessed with on your own, other than that its not my problem. I hope its still at my aunts house. Thats where i left it just in case you pulled your head out of your ass and put forth action to pick it up from tn. She has kids though so i cant promise that it has not been ruined so you may want to get on it. If it does get ruined its because you waited to retrieve it.

 

[appalachiatiger]

Re: amanda turning the corner

How about this we both get what we lost at the same time. It dont work like that. You dont get yours while mine is busted in hopes that you pay me. Nope sorry it dont work that way. And you have your detective call me and ill talk to them. I thought you lent this tablet to me until you fixed mine considering i did not ask to almost die and loose my brand new tablet. I thought you was being the right person by letting me use yours until you made it better by replacing mine. The whole reason mine does not work is because of you.

Okay that sounds really fair then, i would be down to do that. Thank you for offering to replace mine, thats all i ever wanted. My videos are my life right now and i will not let anything stop that so you replacing mine would give you yours back. No doubt. I do not have to prove anything, i know my spirit and you will to when i conquer this world.

 

[saber8689]

What the hell is going on in this thread.

 

[appalachiatiger]

Re: amanda turning the corner

I cant get pic messages and have little service. I will get in touch with my aunt. I cant remember the model of the blackberry tablet, i am going to ask my grams and let you know. We have an arrangement so pleas stop throwing the fact that you took it as far as to lie to the cops about me. You know its illegal to say someone stole something when you clearly told them to take it. Thats slander. You cant call it thieft just because you did not come and get your own belongings. And the pot is in your possesin so yea i would not bring that up because you will get the charge not me.

 

[chapintiger]

Re: amanda turning the corner

I'm not sure what is worse. Is it Amanda's spelling and grammar or the fact that Appalachia still thinks he's getting the iPad back?

 

[appalachiatiger]

Re: amanda turning the corner

i bet ya $100 i will get my ipad back

u cant tell from her language i have her right where i want her lol

 

[actigerman]

Re: amanda turning the corner

there is something sexy about amanda and her grams. I don't know if its just that sweet tenn. accent coming through in her grammar or her pot smoking rationalization for stealing electronics.....

If I could get her # I would drive to tn to pick up ipad/ihad and possibly return it.

 

[81CU]

Wasn't this a Cheech and Chong movie in the 70's? This epic proves my favorite decade is making a comeback. Glad I lived to see it. Good luck and thanks App Tiger.

 

[appalachiatiger]

hmmm persistence works i guess- but she can change in a dime

So ill be in tennessee in two days. We can trade out then? That work?

My aunt does not know you and does not want to meet you. You ipad has been safe with her. I did not want to take it on the road with me so i left it here so that you could come get it.