Alabama man arrested for molesting a horse

[Ron Munson]

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/09/alabama-man-accused-sexually-molesting-horse.html

 

[firegiver]

Roll tide

 

[mtkk2318]

Celebrating yet another natty championship!!

 

[anon_669y4tfxx1jjz]

he broke up with the cow

 

[CMTiger15]

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/09/alabama-man-accused-sexually-molesting-horse.html

 

[Beer & Bacon]

Can't say I've ever seen the term "burglar's tools" before.

 

[BarnwellTiger]

SEC - IT just means more.

 

[Clem'sSon]

Wow. When I'm reading TI, and I think of someone here as a "Horse's Ass", this is in no way what I am thinking.

 

[alphamale621]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one has sex with a horse, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is your girlfriend cos you're from Bama

 

[WarpedMind]

he broke up with the cow

More like his sister

 

[DimeBeerNight]

 

[cloudwalker]

And the horse said "neighhhh".

 

[clemsonpaw00]

glad that ron's fox news perusing uncovered this pivotal story

 

[heydave101]

Well how could he kiss her if he came from behind?

 

[jhcajr]

What the buggery is this about?

Ron, what is the proper attire for wooing a young filly?

 

[hopefultiger13]

He was excited about Bama's victory, plus that horse was asking for it!! But someone should tell the guy that the term is "Beast Mode" NOT "Beastiality Mode"